WARING: Slightly NSFW due to crude language and dude's weird-ass voice.
This is a 50-minute comedic review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace in seven parts. This is the first part, the other six I posted after the jump. It's undeniably and infinitely more entertaining than the movie and I suggest you watch every bit of it at work. I mean, it's the week before Christmas, nobody actually does anything. Except me because I have a little something I like to call a
serious work ethic shock collar on. *ZZZZZT!!* Dammit you know that makes me lose my bowels!
Hit it for parts two through seven (at least watch the last 30 seconds of part 6, good stuff).
Thanks to Yopoleo, Marc, Youtube, Mary, Stephen and robotattack!, who watched all 50 minutes at work because they're badasses and stick it to the man like it's the week before Christmas.