RAWR, OM NOM NOM!: Dinosaur Chopsticks

Let's face it, your children don't have any hand-eye coordination. Or, in my case, hands or eyes. You see, I don't have any children and I want...
January 2, 2010

I'm Gonna Start Using Blood: HP Printer Ink

Printing all your important documents in human blood will save you almost half the dough as HP ink. Plus, you'll earn the respect of your coworkers, particularly...
January 1, 2010

Death By Chocolate: Candy Weaponry

Chocolate Weapons is a website that sells chocolate handguns, bullets and grenades. You can get a hollow gun for $25 or a solid one for $30. Alternatively,...
January 1, 2010

HAPPY 2010 FROM GEEKOLOGIE!!

Well folks, 2009 was fun, wasn't it? Ah, the memories. There was that time I woke up everyday and wrote things on the internet. And who could...
December 31, 2009

DIY Wolverine Claws Confiscated In The UK

These homemade Wolverine claws were recently confiscated during a UK crackdown on illegal goods in the postal system, along with drugs and other weapons. On that note,...
December 31, 2009

Amazing Scientific Discoveries Of 2009

According to Fox News, arguably the hardest hitting news organization besides Geekologie and any other news organization, these are the most obvious scientific discoveries of 2009. They...
December 31, 2009

Wii Game With Stuffed Animal Peripheral

Wiiwaa is a new Wii game that comes with a stuffed animal peripheral. Basically you put a Wiimote (NOT YOUR PENIS) in its mouth and then dry...
December 30, 2009

Russia To Blow Up Earth-Bound Asteroid

Okay so maybe the asteroid isn't actually earth bound, but it could be. You see, nobody can agree on how serious a threat the rock poses. I...
December 30, 2009

Amazingly Accurate BTTF DeLorean On eBay

This is a 1981 DeLorean modded to look perfectly screen accurate to the one in Back to the Future. I'm talking peeeeerfect, like this hot little body...
December 30, 2009

For Surfing (In Space!): Star Trek Wetsuits

These wetsuits from Roddenberry.com are designed to look like the uniforms from the original Star Trek series. They range in price from $435-$470, depending on the thickness...
December 30, 2009

Hostage Taker Surrenders To Police Robot

A wheelchaired man recently surrendered to a police bomb-disposal robot after unsuccessfully negotiating free pizza during a hostage situation in a rural Virginia post office. Not even...
December 30, 2009

CANNOT BE UNSEEN: Bodypainted Trekkies

NOTE: Link is NSFW due to naked boobs. Ever wanted to see a bunch of Star Trek fans wearing nothing but funny faces and body paint? God...
December 29, 2009

Watch Your Bread Brown: A See-Thru Toaster

Let's face it: the problem with modern toasting technology is that it doesn't use lasers. A far less significant problem is that you can't see how burnt...
December 29, 2009

Diggin' It: Love Handle T-Rex Skull Tattoos

This is Jannike Viveka from Stockholm. Jannike has two t-rex skull tattoos on her hips, making her the world's best paleontologist. Did you hear that, Dr. Alan...
December 28, 2009

VWOOOOSH: THe World's Largest Lightsaber

Before you start unzipping your pants I'm pretty sure that's a dude. A dude holding the world's largest lightsaber! Which isn't actually a lightsaber at all --...
December 28, 2009

No You're Not!: Cleverbot Thinks It's God

For those of you who live sheltered lives, Cleverbot is a misnomered (word wizardry baby, awh yeah!) artificial intelligence program you can talk to on the internets...
December 28, 2009

Geekologie Reader's Awesome LEGO Blanket

This handsome little devil (he reminds me of myself when I was that age) is LEGO Timothy, and his mom made him that awesome LEGO-inspired blanket with...
December 27, 2009

Today Only!: Leia The Riveter At Teefury

$9 plus $2 shipping scores this iconic 'Leia the Riveter' Star Wars propaganda t-shirt from Teefury. But only for the next 15 hours, after that it's no...
December 27, 2009