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December 20, 2009 - December 26, 2009 Archives

  • December 26, 2009
    There's nothing I can't stand more than a screaming child. If I ever have children they're never gonna scream. Or cry. Or, God willing, know who their father is. I'm a role model! Goodbye N64 Kid, Hello Xbox 360 Kid [gizmodo]... / Continue →
  • December 26, 2009
    This is a little graphic depicting how fanboys view their operating system compared to others. I thought it was pretty cute, especially the little Mac boy. Also, who else feels like they got Windows as viewed by Linux'd last night? Just me? Cool. How Fanboys See Operating ... / Continue →
  • December 25, 2009
    This is a little cartoon of Christmas in the Skywalker household. Looks similar to mine, but with less spiked eggnog and my aunt swinging from the chandelier during dinner. Calm down, they're just candied yams! I hope it's a new hand! [comixed] Thanks to Nathan, who got not... / Continue →
  • December 25, 2009
    This is an old-ass clip from 1978 of a Star Wars themed holiday special (Wookie family at 5:00!). But, since there's no Jesus in the Star Wars universe, they celebrate 'Life Day', which, at least from what I could tell, is a present-less holiday that makes children sad. Here ... / Continue →
  • December 25, 2009
    Despite what your parents tell their therapists, you must have been good this year because Santa sent me this Zelda/Link upskirt to share with you. So, yeah, [insert joke about seeing her Triforce here]. Also, [something something Master Sword]. Hyrule Upskirts=Awesome [hawt... / Continue →
  • December 25, 2009
    Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas! I hope you're all having a wonderful time with family and friends and not in out-patient rehab. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND YOURS FROM GEEKOLOGIE!... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2009
    There comes a time in every L337 blogger's life (provided they not do himself in with drugs and alcohol first) when they reach the monumental 5,000th post mark and become inducted into the Blogging God's Hall of Fame. Now I'm still waiting for my acceptance letter, but I'm sur... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2009
    The Shave Mobile Razor Phone is a real product from China and should probably win invention of the millennium because, damnit, that's just a fine quality product right there. Tell me -- you think you can make calls and shave at the same time? You sure as hell better! Q: What... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2009
    To celebrate the 10-year anniversary of everybody's favorite anthropomorphic stoned sponge, Rube Pavillon is released 200 of these limited-edition Spongebob Squarepants motorcycle helmets. Unfortunately for you poorer Spongebob fans, the helmets are selling for $1,200. Yes, a... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2009
    I know I am -- if the price was right. Unfortunately it's not because this auction is already up to $110 with two and a half days left. *scraping frantically with a razor blade* I'm gonna be rich! Yes, this game is missing its labels, leaving the games identity indiscernible... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2009
    Ever wondered what baby animals look like before they're projected out of their mothers' vaginas? Well now you do thanks to National Geographic. So yeah, thanks -- I, uh, think. Extraordinary Animals In The Womb aired last year, using advances in scanning and imaging technol... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2009
    This is a video of a Tomy i-SOBOT that some deranged sicko made custom weapons for and then let loose to wreak havoc on a table in his living room. Why half the scenes involve killing innocent dinosaurs is beyond me, but if if I had to guess I'd say somebody has a death wish. ... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2009
    This isn't the first time a programmable roadsign has been hacked, and it probably won't be the last. How do I know? I'm blogging from the keypad of one of the things right now! Now how do you spell "handsomest"? Is that right -- it looks funny. At least two Florida Depart... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2009
    Safety vests are, by nature, garish. They're orange or bug-guts green and usually have some luminescent stripes to accentuate you not getting hit by a car. But that's what's important right? Safety. Same reason I won't blog without my crash helmet on. Hi-Vis is a set of in... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2009
    Geekologie Reader Brianna was kind enough to send me an online Christmas card this year. It's her and her family in a classic three four wolf moon pose (imagine the magic!). Now, I don't know if email stopped working or something, but I haven't gotten your card yet. I mean, ... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2009
    So archaeologists recently discovered that Sinornithosaurus, a turkey-sized raptor that lived around 128 million years ago in modern China, was venomous and would paralyze its prey before OM NOM NOMing the shit out them with tens billions of razor sharp teeth. "You're in the f... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2009
    This is a Christmas tree in China made out of a 1,000 Heineken bottles (looks like more to me, but what do I know -- I've been drinking) and some kind of armature to hold it all up. Probably not cake. But that would be great wouldn't it, beer and cake? I would dive right int... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2009
    This is an awesome Triforce t-shirt (I know it just looks like a design, but it's a design available on -- wait for it -- wait for -- a t-shirt -- in shimmery gold ink! AAAAAAAAAAHH I WANT IT ON ME! It was designed by artist Olly Moss for clothier Super Combo. Unfortunately,... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2009
    Let's face it, unless you're a woman, there's nothing worse than having a child. But at least now you can push the thing around in style thanks to the $2,000 Roddler. Geez, whatever happened to carrying them in a canvas bag? With hot rod-styling and high-end materials, The R... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2009
    A Boston mother (think terrier, but human-er) recently called 911 on her 14-year old son after finding him playing video games at 2:30 one morning, long after she had told him to go to bed. Nice, but I would have just belted the shit out of him because I know good parenting. ... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2009
    What would happen in a battle of Pacman vs. Mario? Would the dot-chomper gobble plumber ass, or would the Princess saver stomp the big yellow mouth like a Goomba? Watch to find out! Also, this may or may not be a Russian commercial for some kind of snack food product. Damni... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2009
    As is evident from the picture, there's just no way to look cool in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle snuggie. Sure I could do it, but I can also bend time with my mind. AND unhook bras -- both front and back closures. Cuddle up with your favorite turtle! Stay nice 'n toasty w... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2009
    Want to build your own Death Star? What about a Vader mask or lightsaber? Well now you can thanks to these easy-to-follow (ease of following not guaranteed) Star Wars blueprints! * Ever wondered what made up the Death Star? * True detail and information for any fan! * Must... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2009
    Because I'm the L337357 blogger this side of Tar Valon ('Wheel of Time' series reference FTW!), I'm posting two Facebook related posts in a row. What can I say, I BLOG DEEP, SON! Anyway, these are Facebook status updates as written by the characters in Lord of the Rings (or so... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2009
    Chris's sister Katie told on him for hiding beer in his room. So what did he do? He went through her room, found a list of people whose genitals she wants to play with, and posted it on Facebook with all her friends tagged. This is just the explanation of the note here, you ... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2009
    Remember the full-size LEGO house that was built and then subsequently demolished (there are kids in Africa that have to play with dirt, GOD!)? Well the episode of James May's Toy Stories featuring the house finally aired, and this is part of it. I particularly liked the LEGO... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2009
    The Looftlighter is an $80 incendiary device that never actually produces a flame. Instead, it produces a wave of hot air at 1,000° Fahrenheit. That's hot. Could you tell I was trying to say that like Paris Hilton? Well I hope you liked it, because I'm gonna go drown mysel... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2009
    Oh No...Zombies! is a real $22 board game created by Archie McPhee. It probably sucks, but if you buy it I promise to play it with you at least once. Also, Twister. Just a heads up though: I have three legs. *wink* Well, one's a penis. It's come to this. You're trapped in... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2009
    Apparently the most recent winner of X-Factor (Britain's American Idol) is notorious for taking the #1 Christmas song spot on the charts. But this year, thanks to massive online campaigns on Twitter and Facebook created by Jon Morter, Rage Against the Machine's 17-year old cla... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2009
    I never saw 'Up' because I heard it was sad and, quite frankly, my life is sad enough. But if you did see the movie and were wondering what a real-life Russel would look like, your prayers have been answered. This: he would look like this. And, wait -- is that a Boyscout Coo... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2009
    So apparently HP webcams are racist and the facial-tracking software doesn't work on people of color. This may or may not include green people. To prove the point, two coworkers, Desi (a black man) and Wanda (a white woman) put the cam to the test. Per Desi: As soon as Whit... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2009
    No really, what the f*** is that?! Google Maps (see for yourself) Thanks to dr death, who, Jack Kevorkian reads Geekologie?!... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2009
    This is what Mario's closet looks like as envisioned by artist Glen Brogan (slightly larger version if you touch THIS with your cursor and push the button). If you like it, you can go HERE to vote on getting it printed as a shirt. If you don't like it, you can go to hell. I ... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2009
    Want a pillow that looks like a giant condom wrapper? Who doesn't? Handcrafted and silk screened by Etsy seller LittleElk, each $35 pillow actually comes with a little pocket for holding normal-size pecker protectors (or, in your case, XS). Just wait till you bring a woman h... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2009
    WARING: Slightly NSFW due to crude language and dude's weird-ass voice. This is a 50-minute comedic review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace in seven parts. This is the first part, the other six I posted after the jump. It's undeniably and infinitely more entertaining than th... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2009
    I can't believe it took so long for somebody to make one but 80's Tees has finally come to the rescue and is offering a $60 Shredder hoodie. And, if for some ungodly reason you don't know who Shredder is, you're dead to me. Sai to the neck! This Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2009
    Some sexual deviant from Canada whose parents wouldn't buy him a Nintendo Power Glove for Christmas when he was a kid is dealing with the repressed trauma by requesting women wear the glove and beat his joystick. This is the Craigslist ad. And what do you mean "no nerds"? Wh... / Continue →