How Fanboys View Other Operating Systems

This is a little graphic depicting how fanboys view their operating system compared to others. I thought it was pretty cute, especially the little Mac boy. Also,...
December 26, 2009

Cheater!: Luke, I Am Your Present Shaker

This is a little cartoon of Christmas in the Skywalker household. Looks similar to mine, but with less spiked eggnog and my aunt swinging from the chandelier...
December 25, 2009

Wait, You've Been Good?: A Zelda Upskirt

Despite what your parents tell their therapists, you must have been good this year because Santa sent me this Zelda/Link upskirt to share with you. So, yeah,...
December 25, 2009

HO HO HO, HAAAAAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas! I hope you're all having a wonderful time with family and friends and not in out-patient rehab. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND...
December 25, 2009

It's About Time!: A Cell Phone/Razor Combo

The Shave Mobile Razor Phone is a real product from China and should probably win invention of the millennium because, damnit, that's just a fine quality product...
December 23, 2009

10th Anniversary Spongebob Crash Helmet

To celebrate the 10-year anniversary of everybody's favorite anthropomorphic stoned sponge, Rube Pavillon is released 200 of these limited-edition Spongebob Squarepants motorcycle helmets. Unfortunately for you poorer...
December 23, 2009

The Miracle Of Life: Animals In The Womb

Ever wondered what baby animals look like before they're projected out of their mothers' vaginas? Well now you do thanks to National Geographic. So yeah, thanks --...
December 23, 2009

More Zombie Apocalypse Roadsign Hacking

This isn't the first time a programmable roadsign has been hacked, and it probably won't be the last. How do I know? I'm blogging from the keypad...
December 23, 2009

Be Safe, In Style: Fashionable Safety Vests

Safety vests are, by nature, garish. They're orange or bug-guts green and usually have some luminescent stripes to accentuate you not getting hit by a car. But...
December 23, 2009

Somebody Sent Me A Christmas Card!

Geekologie Reader Brianna was kind enough to send me an online Christmas card this year. It's her and her family in a classic three four wolf moon...
December 22, 2009

I'd Still Hit It: Venomous Raptor Discovered

So archaeologists recently discovered that Sinornithosaurus, a turkey-sized raptor that lived around 128 million years ago in modern China, was venomous and would paralyze its prey before...
December 22, 2009

Mother Calls 911 Over Son's Video Gaming

A Boston mother (think terrier, but human-er) recently called 911 on her 14-year old son after finding him playing video games at 2:30 one morning, long after...
December 22, 2009

Haha!: Awesome Pacman Vs. Mario Cartoon

What would happen in a battle of Pacman vs. Mario? Would the dot-chomper gobble plumber ass, or would the Princess saver stomp the big yellow mouth like...
December 22, 2009

DIY!: Death Star And Darth Vader Blueprints

Want to build your own Death Star? What about a Vader mask or lightsaber? Well now you can thanks to these easy-to-follow (ease of following not guaranteed)...
December 22, 2009

Lord Of The Rings Facebook Status Updates

Because I'm the L337357 blogger this side of Tar Valon ('Wheel of Time' series reference FTW!), I'm posting two Facebook related posts in a row. What can...
December 21, 2009

Video Of James May's Full Size LEGO House

Remember the full-size LEGO house that was built and then subsequently demolished (there are kids in Africa that have to play with dirt, GOD!)? Well the episode...
December 21, 2009

Looftlighter: Because Matches Are So Archaic

The Looftlighter is an $80 incendiary device that never actually produces a flame. Instead, it produces a wave of hot air at 1,000° Fahrenheit. That's hot. Could...
December 21, 2009

This Just In: HP Webcams Are Racist

So apparently HP webcams are racist and the facial-tracking software doesn't work on people of color. This may or may not include green people. To prove the...
December 21, 2009

Very Clever: A Peek Inside Mario's Closet

This is what Mario's closet looks like as envisioned by artist Glen Brogan (slightly larger version if you touch THIS with your cursor and push the button)....
December 21, 2009

MUST HAVE!: This TNMT Shredder Hoodie

I can't believe it took so long for somebody to make one but 80's Tees has finally come to the rescue and is offering a $60 Shredder...
December 20, 2009

LOLWUT?!: A Special Power Glove Request

Some sexual deviant from Canada whose parents wouldn't buy him a Nintendo Power Glove for Christmas when he was a kid is dealing with the repressed trauma...
December 20, 2009