It's A Frap!: A Geek-Friendly Coffee Shop

This is a gallery of blackboard signs from a coffee shop in Beatsthehelloutofme, Insertstatehere. Everybody who works there must be some kind of geek because they all...
December 19, 2009

FYI: Why You Don't Make Your Own Love Doll

Listen, just buy one. Sure she'll eventually pop, but it's better than explaining this thing to your parents when they come home from vacation early. Although admittedly,...
December 19, 2009

Crazy-Ass (And Expensive) Star Wars Hats

Looking for a crazy-ass Star Wars hat to accentuate that lovely mug of yours? Well you're in luck, because Japanese hat manufacturer New Era just dropped a...
December 18, 2009

All Of Them!: A What Beer To Drink Flowchart

From the same maker of the fast food and breakfast cereal flowcharts comes the "What Beer Should I Drink?" edition (slightly larger version HERE). Of course if...
December 18, 2009

I Demand Privacy: Anti-Street View Shirt

Tired of the Google Street View van catching you soliciting yourself on the corner? Tired of explaining to your wife who the man you were photographed with...
December 18, 2009

The (Not So) Super Lives Of Superheroes

This is a little gallery of superheroes in not-so-super situations brought to us by Super Not So Super. For example, this is Batman reading the foreclosure notice...
December 17, 2009

Non-Evolution Of The Playstation Controller

OMG, Darwin is rolling in his grave! Non-Evolution of Playstation's Game Controller [autourduncafe] Thanks to Reaves, who, based on his intelligence and slight frame, likely evolved from...
December 17, 2009

Snow Sled + Shorts = Ninja Turtle Ass?

Snow Shorts are a pair of shorts that have a sled bottom so you can sail down snowy hills without lugging an annoying-ass sled everywhere you go....
December 17, 2009

Nice: Blowing Up Toy Cars In Slow Motion

Remember when you were a kid and first discovered the magic that is blowing shit up with fireworks? Good times. Well this is a video of somebody...
December 17, 2009

Man Builds Himself A Steampunk Camera

Howard Boys (that's the guy's name, not like the Hardy Boys) went and made himself a functional steampunk camera. This is it. It looks old and takes...
December 17, 2009

BEEP BOOP BUZZ: R2-D2 And All His Tools

R2-D2, best known for having to put up with that whiny gold asshole all the time, is actually a pretty handy little droid to have around. He...
December 17, 2009

Compressed Air Makes For "Better" Mousetrap

We've already seen a couple different approaches to improving the mousetrap here on Geekologie, both of which were questionable at best. And here comes another! God, just...
December 16, 2009

Looks Cold: LEGO Star Wars On Hoth

This is a little gallery of LEGO Star Wars scenes on the planet Hoth created by skilled LEGO player-wither (this word wizardry is getting out of control!)...
December 16, 2009

Teenage Mutant Ninja Dogs Coming Soon

Apparently some teenage mutant ninja dog (TMND) action is right around the corner for Yekaterinburg, Russia, thanks to a pack of wild canines munching radioactive goo. But...
December 16, 2009

Doing It Wrong: Flasher Hit By Flashed Car

A female flasher who was showing motorists her own airbags (metaphorical magic!) ended up distracting one virgin so badly he ran over her. AAAAAAAHHH BOOOOOBIES!! Cherelle Dudfield,...
December 16, 2009

Modern Warfare 2 Ghost Inspired Balaclavas

I can never see the word "balaclava" without thinking baklava, which is totally different but infinitely more delicious and arguably my favorite dessert. Now I know what...
December 16, 2009

But What About Candy?: A New Food Chain

Allegedly this is the new food chain. Of course, I call bullshit because anybody in their right mind who's ever been abducted by aliens knows they don't...
December 15, 2009

OMG: Fan-Made Feature Length Zelda Movie

Remember when IGN made a fake Zelda trailer as an April Fools joke? That was some cruel shit. But now a group of Zelda fans (myself excluded)...
December 15, 2009

Eye Poison: Viruses As Glass Sculptures

Luke Jerram is an artist who makes glass sculptures of diseases (that's HIV there) to shed some light on the fact that most diseases, despite what you...
December 15, 2009

Oooh, I Like: Strongbad Christmas Ornaments

Lovely (and skilled) Geekologie Reader AverageGeekGirl went and made a little set of Strongbad Christmas ornaments for the holidays. For those of you whose parents just signed...
December 15, 2009

Custom Mario-Themed Christmas Ornaments

Remember skilled sculptor (and handsome Geekologie Reader) Kalapusa's Piranha Plant garden sculpture? Well now the man behind the pipe-dwelling plant is back at it, this time with...
December 14, 2009

WTF? NO!: Robotic Doppelgangers For Sale

Damnit, Japan -- and just last post I was singing your praises about your breakthrough in upskirting technology AND NOW YOU HAVE TO GO AND RUIN IT....
December 14, 2009

Pfft, Mine Has 160: A 158 Lens Camera

This is a camera designed at the Nagoya Institute of Technology in Japan that features 158 individual lenses. Why so many? To take 3-D pictures of a...
December 14, 2009

Iffy: A 'How To Talk To Women' XBox Game

Apparently there's a downloadable XBox game that's supposed to teach you how to talk to girls. Which -- so let me get this straight: playing a video...
December 14, 2009

Kids Are Crazy As Hell: Dear God Letters

This is a little collection of letters children wrote to God. Some ask fairly thought provoking questions, while others just spout their ignorance like this little moron....
December 14, 2009