Finally, a sport manly enough for yours truly. Sorry guys, but I'm officially retiring from lava diving and shark rodeo. Now, which one of you handsome gents wants the honor of receiving my first highly-toxic pummeling? You in the front row -- scrawny guy with the eyepatch. In the wheelchair. BRING IT, I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Hit the jump for a bunch more shots, moderately graphic due to blood.
Japanese Neon Lamp Fights [odditycentral]
Thanks to Jerry, who once pummeled a guy with a lighthouse for failing to dock his boat properly.