Apparently some kids happened to videotape the $1.6 million Bugatti Veyron crash from the other day. And, surprise surprise, there was no "low-flying pelican". Nope, just a man playing with himself in one of the world's most expensive production vehicles. Way to go, champ.
Hit the jump for a video of the car getting towed out.
Thanks to Lloyd, tom and Hayes, who haven't driven anything into a lake except golf balls.