This is a LEGO snowman. As in, a snowman that looks like a giant LEGO minifig. And, even if his head is a little lopsided, I've still got to hand it to the builders: every snowman I've ever built turned into a giant penis. Then the cops would come joke around with it before kicking it over while I took pictures from my snow-fort. I bet your wives would like to see these!
LEGO Snowman [manolis.soup]
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