This is a video of fifth-grader Will Smith (of Fresh Prince fame) singing 'Windows 7 Rising', a song about the operating system sung to the tune of CCR's 'Bad Moon Rising', at what I assume is a school-sponsored talent show. He's pretty skilled and undoubtedly left the stage that night with a number of 8th grader's hearts in his jacket pocket. Which sadly isn't many BECAUSE THEY DON'T MAKE THOSE SUIT POCKETS FUNCTIONAL. And you know why? Government conspiracy. Same reason you're not allowed to drink at the DMV EVEN THOUGH YOUR MOM DROVE YOU.
Note: Yesterday's posts are slowly being repopulated throughout the day. GO GET YOU SOME.
This is a homemade music video to P!nk's (what the -- when did you get a ! in your name -- was that always there? Kidding, I don't care) 'Raise Your Glass' which consists entirely of co... / Continue →
In b4 'I'd do her' (she's 16, perv).
NOTE: Two bad words at 0:45.
This is a video of Madelaine Zammit (who looks suspiciously like a cross between Jewel and Leelee Sobieski -- can science do that now? Can two womens have a baby?) singing a song about Facebook. It's okay. T... / Continue →