Nov 17 2009I'm Taking 'Em With Me!: The Gerbil Shirt (Exclusively For Pudgy Red-Headed Kids)

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Gosh, it seems like only yesterday I was hard at working fashioning a bong out of my gerbil's old Habitrail. But it wasn't, it was this morning I'm doing it right now. Anybody have a hot glue gun?

The Gerbil Shirt wraps your torso in plastic tube passageways, making your bod a super highway of fun for Binky and Bart. The interior surfaces are textured for traction and have air vents for easy breathing.


The inventor suggests you can clean the Gerbil Shirt by attaching it to a faucet (remove pets first please), and you should avoid collisions and falls that could cause pet panic.

Listen, I'm not one to judge, except I totally am BECAUSE I'M SO GOOD AT IT. Wapner? Pfft, that old pantstain couldn't gavel his way out of a wet paper bag. Judy? Wrinkled whore. But a Habitrail vest? That's just a solid product.

Gerbil Shirt [ohgizmo]

Thanks to david, who better not catch you trying to run one of those tubes up your butt.

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And gay guys go wild!

This is so Retarted who would buy this crap!!!!!!!!!!!

His name was GFS

ahahahahahaa guaranteed ass kickin zomg

@2 almost as retarded as misspelling retarded
@3 salut!

His name was GFS

Its like Tuba-ruba with Gerbils!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6yJADkMcy8&feature=player_embedded

I can't determine if that's a boy or a girl in the diagram http://whatdoyoucare.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/pat.jpg

Bong is kind of a funny word when you think about it.

Eventualy one of the tubes are gonna lead straight into the ass. Plus if i were that gerbil i would die of shock from the fatty always moving around.

That kid is showing some major cameltoe.

....and that he crapped himself

Judging by that smile in figure 1, you can only guess where the 3rd gerbil is hiding.

^^

Remember "Micro Gerbil"?

do you really think this fatty can "exercise" enough to get these gerbils sick? Chances are no. not gonna happen. I'd be more afraid he wouldcrush the tubing as he reclines on the couch watching the tube. Poor bastards. They don't deserve to go out that way.

gerbil twat

lol i had a rat i carried in my pocket in highschool he peed in my jacket all the time

@15 Thats nasty

@15...Lul...

all i can say about this is....why the hell do people get patents for shit like this.. and who the fuck is this kid modeled after..anyone who is fat, pale skinned, and red headed all at the same time while Camel....NO MOOSE toed is just a sad skin sack of shitless soul..he would probably figure out how to rig the machine so that it can feed him snacks and recycle his shit at the same time...
Fat people are crafty....I once saw a fat guy use a hanger and some duct tape to pick up a remote control that was just a few steps way....
....crafty chubbies abound!

If I saw someone wearing this I would punch them in the heart...

I like how it says totallyabsurd.com on the top of the picture. It's a shame we need a website like that in our world.

that boy clearly has a vagina.

"Brought to you by the guys who started the platform shoes with goldfish inside trend!"

naas, bring me the cardboard tube and a lighter, stat.

Holy shiet that is homosexual.

In death, a member of Project Mayhem has a name. His name is GFS.

/*hooray, motherfuxers!!!! now, if we concentrate hard enough, maybe we can summon Pew³ !!! */

What's the point if it doesn't lead into his arse?

25 - lol! best comment yet.

And damn I wish we could do picture replys here ala 'Fark'

This thread needs more 'Mr Slave'.

they forgot to add the attachment that goes to the anus

i didnt read the comments, but did anyone make a Richard Gere joke yet? I hope so

Where the hell was the gerbil shirt when I was a pudgy red-headed kid? I mean, I'm still pudgy and red-headed, but according to the judge and the prosecuting attorney, I'm not a kid anymore.

I'm actually suprised that there aren't actual real life photos of some douchebag making this......well, what's stopping you guys! Go for it!

Great.... ventilation means that your gerbils can piss all over you and the smell of their shit follows you everywhere... this has to be fake

Email me when they come out with gerbil shorts. And be sure to cc Richard Gere

ROFL. Did they really have to tell people to remove the pets before attatching it to a faucet? Apparently. So, not only was someone retarded enough to buy it, they drowned their gerbils.

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