To celebrate how much New Moon sucked the proverbial shimmering wang, here's a trailer for Three Wolf Moon, which, at least based on this video, might actually be worth watching. That said, I did go see New Moon this weekend BUT ONLY TO MAKE A BOOTLEG. Line starts by the garage door, ladies.
Twilight: Three Wolf Moon [collegehumor]
Thanks to everyone who sent this in whose emails are all over the place and I would never be able to name all of: I owe you
my life a pint of blood one.