The $16 Taste Explosion Salt & Pepper Shakers look like grenades. And speaking of salt and pepper: Uuuuuuh! Push it -- push it real good. Awh yeah, that's what I'm talking about! Now when somebody asks you to pass the salt and pepper you can chuck these and then dive under the table for cover. Or, I dunno, just pass them like normal IF YOU'RE COOL SUCKING AT LIFE. Me? I live life to the fullest. Look out grandma!
Thanks to TJ and napalm, who have high blood pressure and have to watch their salt intake.