Apparently this is a real resignation from a designer in Doesitreallymatter, Somestate, that was tired of being treated like the proverbial piece of monkey shit. According to somebody who allegedly knew what was going on:
He believed he was in a temp-to-hire position, and after three months of extra hours and butt-kissing, turns out it's just a temp position. He was a good worker too. I'd have recommended him. Too bad he burned his bridges.
First of all, I want it to be noted that the Geekologie Writer doesn't brown-lip. And thirdly, "too bad he burned his bridges?" Really? More like TOO BAD HE ERECTED A TOWER OF AWESOME! I'd hire this guy and I don't even have anything for him to do besides quit. I can't wait to see how it does it this time!
One of my co-workers quit today. We found this on his desktop. [reddit] (with a huge discussion of how this makes people feel. Like others care -- HA!)
Best "I Quit" Note Ever [thehighdefinite]
Thanks to Blastphemer, who once quit a job with two gallons of gasoline and a pack of matches.