Easy Decisions: Thanksgiving Night Flowchart

Wonder what you're doing tonight? This is what you're doing tonight. Now you don't have to think, just trace your path with a bloated, cranberry stained finger. Don't worry, I'm looking out for you. With binoculars. In the bushes across the street. Also, I'm using a sonic-ear. You just said you don't believe me. Do you believe me now?

How You'll Spend Thanksgiving Night [collegehumor]

Thanks to Closet Nerd, who ate so much he'll have to sleep in a room tonight.