Wonder what you're doing tonight? This is what you're doing tonight. Now you don't have to think, just trace your path with a bloated, cranberry stained finger. Don't worry, I'm looking out for you. With binoculars. In the bushes across the street. Also, I'm using a sonic-ear. You just said you don't believe me. Do you believe me now?
How You'll Spend Thanksgiving Night [collegehumor]
Thanks to Closet Nerd, who ate so much he'll have to sleep in a room tonight.
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Kidding, there's no such thing as too far when it comes to bacon. Except I'm vegetarian so the closest I ever come is fake bacon which tastes like shit every time I eat i which is often because I'm always hoping the next time it doesn't. But it never fails to disappoint. You... / Continue →
Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas! I hope you're all having a wonderful time with family and friends and not in out-patient rehab.
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