This is a three-minute video of a woman reading the tale of Bioshock to a
little kid old-ass man as a bedtime story. And, as a guy who recently played through Bioshock with his older brother (with all the lights on, and never after 7PM), I thought it was pretty good. But don't watch it unless you want the whole story spoiled. Because that's what it does, it spoils. Just like bad parents. YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!
One Upon a Pixel [gametrailers]
Thanks to Jaker, the Joker's less clown-y brother. No makeup for him!