Good Times: David Thorne's Latest Prankery

It's hard to top the 7-legged spider, but this is the latest from David Thorne. This time, an acquaintance asks for David's help creating some charts and...
November 28, 2009

Roomba Saves Kids From Poisonous Snake

Apparently a Roomba operating in Israel recently sucked up a poisonous Vipera palaestinae, preventing it from killing a family's two children and pets. Too bad that poor...
November 28, 2009

TODAY ONLY: Star Wars 'Hothmas' T-Shirts

From Teefury comes 'Hothmas' a seasonal t-shirt feauring an AT-AT Rudolph getting wrapped up by a T-47 airspeeder. Teefury, like shirt.woot, features a different shirt every day....
November 28, 2009

For Twihards: Team Jacob Laptop Decals

I don't really understand the Team Edward/Team Jacob rivalry but from what I've gathered it has something to do with if you'd rather have sex with a...
November 27, 2009

I Don't Remember That: Not-Right Nativities

This is a little gallery of nativity scenes with characters and situations I don't remember reading in the bible. But maybe that's because I read the King...
November 27, 2009

Why It Takes Link So Long To Save Zelda

Ever wonder why it takes Link so damn long to save Princess Zelda and free Hyrule from the evil clutches of Ganondong? This is videographic evidence why....
November 27, 2009

SWITCH Screwdriver: For EXTRA Torque

The SWITCH Screwdriver has a handle that can transform (and rotate out!) from a standard handle to one that's perpendicular to the shaft for EXTRA TORQUE and...
November 27, 2009

Girl Destroying Boyfriend's XBox 360

Ever wanted to see some tramp destroy her boyfriend's XBox 360? Then you're in luck. And after if you want to see a video of the halfwit...
November 26, 2009

Easy Decisions: Thanksgiving Night Flowchart

Wonder what you're doing tonight? This is what you're doing tonight. Now you don't have to think, just trace your path with a bloated, cranberry stained finger....
November 26, 2009

Uh-Oh: Large Hadron Has Begun Colliding

That's right folks, even bread and trying to destroy itself from the future can't keep the Large Hadron Collider from colliding. The beast recently made it's first...
November 26, 2009

Go Ahead, Get Stuffed: Happy Thanksgiving!!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE! Now let's go around the table and tell everyone what we're thankful for. Here, I'll get us started: the internet. Okay, and the sun....
November 26, 2009

Cheat Sheet: Hang Up In Your Time Machine

This is part of a cheat-sheet (worthwhile full version HERE) you're supposed to hang up in your time machine so you can steal everyone's credit for discoveries...
November 25, 2009

Star Wars Characters' Facebook Updates

This is a little gallery of Star Wars characters' Facebook status updates and replies. They're worth a few laughs. Not as many as if we had a...
November 25, 2009

Super Awesome BTTF Delorean Crysis Mod

I highly recommend watching this video starting around 1:00 and watching to the end because somebody got super-clever with this Back to the Future mod for Crysis....
November 25, 2009

For The Person Who Has Everything....

A stuffed squirrel on a Harley. Because nothing says, "Seriously, I f***ing have everything else" LIKE A TAXIDERMIED SQUIRREL ON A MOTORCYCLE. Wild Grey Squirrel on a...
November 25, 2009

The Muppets Performing Bohemian Rhapsody

This is a video of the Muppets performing Queen's iconic 'Bohemian Rhapsody'. It was really well make except for the part with Animal repeatedly yelling "Mama". That...
November 25, 2009

PC Desk Has Built In Water-Cooled Computer

This is a desk with a water-cooled computer built right in to its very soul. And....is that an ashtray and cigarettes? VOIDED WARRANTY IS VOIDED. It's all...
November 25, 2009

He's With Me!: Obama's Weighs In On Robots

President Obama, clearly an avid Geekologie Reader, finally threw in his two cents about the harbingers of the apocalypse as part of "Educate to Innovate", a campaign...
November 24, 2009

Matrix Slow-Motion Bullet Scene In LEGO

This is a video of the "Trinity help" slow-motion bullets scene from The Matrix recreated entirely in LEGO. Admittedly, it was very well made. After around 440...
November 24, 2009

Possibly The Awesomest Shirt Ever Created

'OG Vampires' is arguably the awesomest shirt ever created. And it comes to us from the very skilled hand of Geekologie artist-in-residence Jesse Starr. Jesse just started...
November 24, 2009

Effective: How To Quit Your Design Job

Apparently this is a real resignation from a designer in Doesitreallymatter, Somestate, that was tired of being treated like the proverbial piece of monkey shit. According to...
November 24, 2009

DO NOT LIKE: It's Raining Polar Bears

WARNING: Video is graphic (in case you couldn't tell by the screenshot) due to simulated polar bear deaths. This is a disturbing video of it raining polar...
November 24, 2009

Mashed Peas, You Are Cleared For Landing

The $25 Illuminated JetBib from ThinkGeek is by far the greatest advance in baby-feeding technology since the tit. The bib and wing tips feature flashing LEDs to...
November 24, 2009

Apple: Smoking May Void Your Warranty

So apparently smoking cigarettes or other tobacco products (no word on the ganj) may void your Mac warranty. Plus kill you slow. Hey, that's booze's job! Consumer...
November 24, 2009

Just Released: Sweet Marioflage Hoodie

If you've been reading Geekologie for awhile, you may recall the Marioflage 1-1 hoodie we posted around this time last year. Well now Enclothe is back with...
November 23, 2009

Impressive!: A Triple Serving Of Geekery

This is a picture by deviantARTist Rose-Bullets of the Vulcan salute made out of Elvish bread ON A DINOSAUR PLATE. Geekiest thing you've seen all day? No?...
November 23, 2009

BOOM, Instant Attractive: Pikachu Ski Mask

This knitted Pikachu ski mask from deviantARTist Sugarcoatidli3z is just the thing to spice up your love life/rob a bank/scare children/grow humongous breasts. Whatever your motivation, textile...
November 23, 2009

For You Twi-hards: Three Wolf Moon Trailer

To celebrate how much New Moon sucked the proverbial shimmering wang, here's a trailer for Three Wolf Moon, which, at least based on this video, might actually...
November 23, 2009

AMAAAZING Bioshock Cosplay At Aquarium

This is an amazing Big Daddy/Little Sister cosplay gallery taken at the Georgia Aquarium courtesy of the amazing talent of Harrison Krix, who made the Big Daddy...
November 22, 2009

For When You Can't Kill: Sign Spinning

This is a video of ninja/sign-spinner Matthew Kermode. He can spin a sign like nobody's business. But it is -- he works for a sign-spinning business! Taking...
November 22, 2009

Game Controller Ornaments: Controllaments

Looking for some stylized video game controller ornaments for your Christmas tree this year? Then look no further than these laser-cut plastic joints! TA-DOW. Each set comes...
November 22, 2009

It's No Spider: Pokémon Battle Algebra

Future college dropout Matthew didn't know how to work out problem #1 on a recent algebra quiz, so instead he filled the space with an amateur sketch...
November 22, 2009