Oct 22 2009You're Doing It Wrong: Confidential British Anti-Leak Documents Leaked Online


Apparently a 2,400 page British document outlining how to prevent government officials from leaking confidential information to the internet has been leaked onto the internet.

The 2,400 page Defense Manual of Security, authored by the Ministry of Defense to help high-ranking military and defense officials keep documents safe from leaks, was published on Wikileaks, a Web site designed for anonymous leaks of documents from governments and other organizations, The Daily Telegraph reported Monday.

"Leaks usually take the form of reports in the public media which appear to involve the unauthorized disclosure of official information (whether protectively marked or not) that causes political harm or embarrassment to either the U.K. Government or the Department concerned," the document reads in its "Leaks of Official Information" section.

That's funny. Now I'm not saying I would have leaked the document as well, but I'll be damned if I'm reading 2,400 pages of jibber-jabber. Better to let the media summarize it for me. Hire me, government!

British anti-leaking document leaked [redorbit]

Thanks to Lee, who doesn't leak anything but beer.

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I love the smell of irony in the morning.

It's like someone did it just to prove a point. Funny though.

That is like when they put an undercover cops photograph on the front page of a newspaper.

almost as if the cover should have said

"i triple dog dare you to leak this online"

see: oxymoronic situation

Ah hahaha, classic British humour

QUEENS EMPIRE looks photoshoped. jussay'n

HAHAHA, awesome!

FAH-Q, you changed your name!

British government just got pwnd big time....

STOMPY where ya been?

This sounds like it should be the plot of a Monty Python sketch.

I'm thinking this could just be a way to get the US back for the balloon boy thing last week

@ 7 holy squid-puffs, your right batman.

im going to investigate!

its not photoshopped, but whenever you say the phrase "Queen's empire" you need to say it with a fancy accent and thats just how it translates on paper...

Irony at its finest.

Brits are funnier than us (Americans) even their intel leaks are funnier than ours

This is fabulous. I don't care if its fake or not. The idea of it is awesome.

fake twat.
not awesome

stop hatting on fake twats, my twat in a can is awesome...

totes irony ftw

@20 does your can of twat look like this? or does it just smell like it?

Totally fake. "Queen's Empire"? The last Queen to have an Empire was Victoria, so this must be a leak from the 19th Century, meaning the Britain invented the internet and also time travel. We rock!! up yours America!! you will be ours again one day. Mark my words. Mwahaahahahah

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