This is video from G4's Attack of the Show (featuring Kevin Pereira and Olivia Munn) depicting what Twilight would have been like if there was a just and fair God. But there isn't, so guess who'll be watching New Moon opening night? NOT ME! My guess is a shit-ton of 13-year old girls. Plus your girlfriend.
Olivia Munn`s Twilight: Don`t Date Vampires [iambored]
Thanks to me.vicky, who once bit the head off a bat because she thought she heard it talking in vampire-speak.