That Looks Awful: Samurai Gaming Joypad

There comes a time in every gamer's life when you have to ask yourself, "Is the original manufacturer's controller good enough, or should I opt for a questionably constructed peripheral that looks like a skeletal samurai?" Enter the $25 Warrior USB Joypad. Did I mention the samurai's eyes glow green and the face mask is removable? Because that should make it a no-brainer. Suck it, Dual Shock, your ass just got feudal Japan-inated!
Hit the jump for a picture of the rear and one with the face mask on and eyes glowing. YOINKS!


samurai warrior joystick won't win any prizes for ergonomics [technabob]
Thanks to Mark, who doesn't need controllers because he plays video games with his mind. That's called daydreaming, Mark, ask your parents for a Wii or something.
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