Great News!: All Dinosaurs Go To Heaven

In wonderful news, at least according to this $18 t-shirt design from Threadless (where were you on this, CNN?!), all dinosaurs go to heaven. So yeah, maybe there's a merciful God after all. But, as a guy who wasn't ever planning on seeing the pearly gates: does the Catholic church still do that thing they used to where you pay to have your sins absolved? And, if so, can I borrow some money? Couple mill should do me.
Thanks to Adam, who's trying his hardest to go to hell because he heard that's where all marsupials go. You're sick.
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What could possibly make a tuxedo shirt any cooler? Nothing. Except for maybe a Bow TIE Fighter Tuxedo Shirt! Fashion is dead. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Bow TIE Tuxedo Shirt; you're my only hope. Available now for $22, the shirt was designed by Geekologie Re... / Continue →
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If you've been reading Geekologie for awhile, you may recall the Marioflage 1-1 hoodie we posted around this time last year. Well now Enclothe is back with a World 1-2 version. Suck it, goombas! A natural progression from our last Marioflage hoodie. Featuring inspired 8-bi... / Continue →

