WTF Is Wrong With You?: Twlight Corn Maze
This is a Twilight themed corn maze in Utah (a state best known for people forgetting is a state) celebrating the new movie that's coming out later this year that I, for one, can't wait to see (read: I'd rather have ants eat my eyeballs while I'm awake and screaming and a dominatrix hammers at my junk with a meat tenderizer). I just put this up for you ladies out there that are in love with this garbage and know what 'Team Jacob' means. Because I sure as hell don't. *Googling* Holy shit, this teen-wolf character actually sounds pretty cool. NOOOOOOT. High five for the oldschool burn!
Also, haiku contest winners will be announced later tonight (I still have 400 haikus left to read).
'Twilight' fans can get happily get lost in corn [ohnotheydidnt]
Thanks to pstone, who has never run through a cornfield backwards but has been to prison. Similar feelings.