Sep 19 2009Why Not?: Ordering Pizza From Your PS3


Let's be honest with ourselves: we all love pizza. I'm particularly fond of the white variety BUT NOT BECAUSE I'M RACIST (I have a Hispanic friend). I just like the way it tastes in my mouth. Like ice cream, but hot. Anyway, now you can order Papa John's pizzas from you PS3. And you don't even have to go to the internet browser! Because, seriously, that would be way too much thumb exercise. Isn't that right, my opposable little lovers? Now, do that thing that I like so much. Wait! Let me sit on you till you're numb first.

papa john's and playstation 3, because no one wants to get off the couch to order pizza [technabob]

Thanks to chris, who once reheated day-old pizza in his XBox.

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So what you're saying is, you're racist but that's not the reason you enjoy white pizza?

arrh, ye should writes all ye articles in pirate form today, arrh,

well if you can have a pirate day I gonna have me a yoda day- and backwards talk the entire day will I.

I see the fourth is with me today.

YARRR swashbuckleing scoundrels jew you out of you gold there be no such thing as free these days

In can travel trough time and space with my ps3!

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looks fake, the text is ALL OFF, now go cry yourself to sleep GW, you failed us

There's an iPhone app that lets you order Chipotle.

It launches the web browser in the ps3 and you go to the website. Its the exact same thing as ordering on your computer... But this way they get put on all the news blogs and sales goes up.... yay?

yarrrr! this will be good for me' piratey convenience

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one can prepared coconut pecan frosting
3/4 cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs
one cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine
1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
2 cups all purpose flower
don't forget garnishes such as:
fish shaped crackers
fish shaped candies
fish shaped solid waste
fish shaped dirt
fish shaped Ethel benzine
pull n' peel licorice
fish shaped volatile organic compounds
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candy coated peanut butter pieces; shaped like fish
one cup lemon juice
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volatile malted milk impoundments
9 large egg yokes
12 medium geosynthetic membranes
one cup granulated sugar
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2 cups rhubarb; sliced
2/3 granulated rhubarb
1 Tbsp all-purpose rhubarb
1 tsp grated orange rhubarb
3 Tbsp rhubarb; on fire
1 Large rhubarb
1 cross Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
2 Tbsp rhubarb juice
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"Numero Uno" is the best pizza!!!!

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Papa Johns really only tastes good if your drunk or stoned....not that I would know.


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