Allegedly a couple of Poles filmed a real life Yeti while on vacation in the Tatra mountains. I didn't even know there were Polish Yetis, but I do now. Say -- how many do you think it takes to screw in an energy efficient light bulb?
"I saw this huge ape-like form hiding behind the rocks. When I saw it it was like being struck by a thunderbolt," he told the Superexpress.
"Coming from Warsaw, I never really believed the local stories of a wild mountain ape-man roaming the slopes. But, now I do."
"The film clearly shows 'something' that moves on two legs and is bigger than a normal man," says Robert Bernatowicz, president of the Nautilus Foundation.
Interesting. And you know what? I kind of believe it. Like two Poles could possibly plan a hoax!
Hit the jump for the (unsurprisingly) horrible quality video.
Yeti Filmed In Poland [themorningstarr]
Thanks to Pesche, who would have put the camera on a tripod and gotten some real footage of that bitch. Then called its mother a slag and taken off running like in those beef jerky commercials.