Sep 18 2009Pathetic: Burglar Stops To Check Facebook On Victim's Computer, Forgets To Log Out

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Okay so I just noticed I left the "r" out of "your" in that Facebook update but that's what happens when you stay up till 5 am binge drinking, you know? Also, waking up with strange bruises and an even stranger man in your bed (seriously brah, it's 10:30 -- time for you to go). Anyway, worst burglar ever:

The popular online social networking site Facebook helped lead to an alleged burglar's arrest after he stopped check his account on the victim's computer, but forgot to log out before leaving the home with two diamond rings.


[The victim] told police that someone had broken into her home through a bedroom window.

There were open cabinets in her garage, and other signs of a burglar.

The victim later noticed that the intruder also used her computer to check his Facebook status, and his account was still open when she checked the computer.

Wow, that's almost as bad as the time I broke into a house and accidentally spelled my name out on the fridge in alphabet magnets. Almost -- but this guy is way stupider.

Burglar leaves his Facebook page on victim's computer [thejournal]

Thanks to Joshua, nancypantz, Brian and Fally, who ONLY break into people's places to check their status updates.

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that guy is the new brand of dumb..

shist hahahaha

She should have updated his status "i'm a retard and i just got busted robbing someones house"

Lol

Rofl, hes robbing a house and stops by to check his facebook, what a retard.

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wow... society is really going downhill when you can't even rob each other anymore...

I wonder what he wrote as status "Burglar Stealson is sneaking around in the dark looking for rings and used panties to steal"

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That is freakin funny as shit. But what's even funnier is you morons that post "first". Wow that must be such a huge accomplishment in your day ROFLMFAO

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See, if she invested in a samurai sword this thing would have worked out for an even better ending.

He robbed the house, used the computer, and LEFT IT THERE? What the hell DID he take???

Hes the one who should have gotten cut up by a samurai sword, kill the stupid people to leave room for the rest of us

Judge should give him 10 years for sheer stupidity.

(seriously brah, it's 10:30 -- time for you to go)

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Woohoo that's a picture me with Danny Trejo. I finally got my 15 pixels of fame on the Geekologie site. I can die a happy man.

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why didn't he just steal the computer? problem solved.

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