He's A Little Clingy: Spiderman Backpack
This $45 backpack carries a reasonable amount of stuff and makes it look like you're giving miniature Spiderman a piggyback ride. Or, if you're a real pervert like tipster Ste, like he's trying to get his spidey senses tingling from behind. Which, eeew -- that stuff that comes out of his hands is bad enough. I jest, you know I love it when you spray me with that shit, Spidey!
Spider-Man Backpack [likecool]
Thanks to Ste and naas, who both got their Wonder Woman backpacks taken away for improper treatment.