You're Doing It Wrong!: Woman Dragging Leashed Child Through A Verizon Store
Melissa Catherine Smith-Means (she is too!), 37, of Gaylesville, Alabama, was arrested for child abuse after dragging her unisex child through a Verizon Wireless store using a kiddy-leash. As punishment, Melissa is going to be leashed and dragged down every aisle of a Best Buy. Just sayin' -- it's Alabama, folks, they do things differently. Like talk and guns. I've lived there, I know.
Woman Drags Child Through Verizon Store [techeblog]
Thanks to trishna87 and gypsyking, who don't drag anything but their feet. Seriously, stop being so lazy you two.
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