You Did It Wrong: Building Demolition Fail

This is a video of a building demolition in Turkey (arguably my favorite country on rye) gone horribly wrong. Now I'm not saying I could have done better, but I totally could have. With fireworks.

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Thanks to Lord Tarl, who once imploded a building simply by looking at it funny (and secretly pushing the detonator).

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