HelloFromEarth.net is a website where you can submit text messages to be broadcast to Gliese 581d, a planet 20-light years away that may or may not support life (but 100% does). You have until the 24th of the month to submit your texts. Aaaaaaand here are some awful examples of why the aliens are gonna come kill us all.
Come here and take me with us. Here everyone is crazy.
Ever heard of Jesus? He's pretty awesome. Yay space travel!
... hi....... hehehehehhehehehehee (runs off giggling like a little school girl at lunch over a cute boy)
Of course, not everyone can be an idiot moron, so thankfully there were a couple people who actually know how to talk to aliens.
You are cordially invited to an Interplanetary BBQ. 6.00pm, 4th October, 2452 at my place BYO Meat and Beer. RSVP: Year 2100 Cheers
Junjun, I love you forever. Although we are different and our love is not accepted by others,I cant stop loving you.I want to share my dream with you forever.
Hell yeah, Junjun, get you some! Share that dream. Share it ALL. NIGHT. LONG.
Thanks to Katie and Harsh, who accidentally sexted the aliens. Nice going, guys (forward them to me).