Never Pick Up After Your Dog Again!
An amazing new device that picks up after your dog without any hassles. Dog feces is extremely dangerous to people even if you pick it up. A residue is left over and can cause blindness, liver damage and death. The Pootrap solves these problems once and for all.
Are you serious? I mean, are you serious? They should at least be advertising how you don't have to bend over and not sensationalizing how dangerous dog waste is. And to prove a point (don't ask me what), I'm gonna pick up after my dog this afternoon with my bare hand.
Dog shit: It's more dangerous than you think
Thanks to Gargamel, who huffs Smurfs like nobody's business. Because it's not, so stop asking questions.