Aug 24 2009Do Want: This Human Ingredients T-Shirt

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This is $20 t-shirt listing the ingredients of human bodies in percentage order from largest to smallest. Did you know we're 0.25% sulfur? Because maybe that's why you smell so bad. Or maybe it's just your upper lip! BUUUUUUUURN. Your momma wears army boots and dresses you funny!

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Thanks to Towhee Monster, who is actually 100% awesome.

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Que gross.

Que desperdicio de dinero. no me gusta.

Do WANT.

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On a Monday ????? We need more than this to wake up... commo'n I'm about to start working ... please a better post!

@ Myself
That spanish post was lame. go to the corner, face the wall and feel sorry for yourself.

@6Bad boy ...bad boy

i dunno what this shirt is talking about, my body is usually 3-5% miller high life by sunday morning.

Moo

@ 7

I only take crap from myself so lay off it or I’ll cut your caffeine Drip

When will these brutefags disappear?

On a side note I want to increase my Radium level. How many Rads does it take to grow a blown off limb back?

@10 ¬¬

@ 12

Bring it on, I have the scissors ready.

Nickel? Magnesuim? Chromium? Mercury? Silver?

I think we're being injected with metal by the robots so we'll slowly evolve 1% at a time...

Hrm, we're part Arsenic? That can't be a good sign.

The girls shirts should say "Silicon 0.002% (up to 5%)

@16 I was just thinking that.

What about nutrition information?

Where's the guar gum and high-fructose corn syrup?

@Mr. Cow: It was funny mmmaaybe twice...

I tihnk I have at least 1% caffiene in me at all times...

@ Mr Cow I agree not funny, you're no daisy

Where's the caffeine level?

This would be better if it was on the back of the shirt

I'm about 10% adamantium myself.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max went to see Medusa Johnson, and knocked over the flowers after she told him he would. She then said, "Ohh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything? "

it doesn't sound very tasty... but i'd eat you... :)

No high-fructose corn syrup here.

This reminds me of Fullmetal Alchemist.

@23 More like 100% homosexual

but... what about cholesterol?

cool shirt!!!!!! makes me think of that Breaking Bad episode

they totally ripped that off Fullmetal Alchemist. btw good job i havent heard that upper lip joke since the 4th grade!

@ 20

Timbo. I'm pretty sure yours would also say 1.5% syphilis. lol

mine would need alcohol and cannibis levels as well as caffiene :) but dnt forget the love, im also 10 % love :)

Wait a minute! if we are 70% water, and water is H2O then we can't be "65% Oxygen ... 10% Hydrogen", something is wrong...

Pshh percentage by mass is lame. I want percent by number.

ALSO GOD DAMMIT SILICONE IS NOT SILICON DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT.
It has silicon IN it, but it's got C,H,O and other shit that would effectively balance that percentage out in this case.

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theres gold in people lets melt sum people down and make people gold

Nice,know i know why some jerks are the way they are.Too much Mercury in the brian,it causes holes in the brain.

This doesn't add up to 100% which bothers me...

What about WATER?

I'm always more interested in the ingredients list than what's actually inside the product

People will stare at your chest AAAALLL DAY! Even if your a guy!

Double post, but, WTF? WE HAVE GOLD IN US? IMA SELL MY BODY! But why don't people sell their body to science after they die and give the money to their family? Instead of a 5k funeral, that sounds ALOT better RIGHT?

full metal alchemist? :)

wait does the shirt come with the ingredients or no?

@ch4p3l - sorry, not all girls contain silicon...i don't.

what about snakes and snails and puppy dog tails? I don't see them.

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