The Aliens Are Watching Our TV Programming
This is a little diagram showing how far our television broadcasts have traveled out into space already (I had to cut the image, full size version HERE). As you can see, the aliens orbiting Procyon are just about ready for some Sopranos action. Then, they'll smash their televisions because they're advanced enough to know there's nothing good coming after.
Thanks to Julian, who once made out with an alien chick while secretly watching a Friends rerun over her shoulder.