Jul 20 2009I Would Never Leave: The Hi-Can Luxury Bed


The Hi-Can luxury bed has everything you've ever wanted in a bed minus a bathroom and snack bar. Oh, and dancing pole. I like to strip myself to sleep.

A theater screen pulls down at the foot of the bed for viewing television or movies. An integrated personal computer system means you can work or surf the web in bed as well. Game consoles are built in for added entertainment value. Lights for reading and shades for sleeping are also fully integrated.

Eh, it's a little too weird looking for my taste. Besides, I've been sleeping on a pile of clothes for the past two years and, quite frankly, I think your mom likes it just fine. BU-BU-BU-BURN! But seriously, wonderful lady.

Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a brief video.



High-Tech Bed Has Built-In TV, Computer & Game Systems [dornob]

Thanks to Kurt, who sleeps with the fishes. And by sleeps with the fishes I mean has sex with mermaids.

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I think this bed just might hit the spot, has to have atleast 5 cup holders



dude... that bed is lame... there is no mirror on the ceiling so i cant watch myself smack that ass of hot chicks with my rad to the power of sick rod!!!


that looks really uncomfortable.

too cool

pretty damn sweet except that it looks modeled from the controllers booth of a construction crane


At $59,682 I think I can buy a small house.

seriously... 60k... I could could design and hire contractors to build that for 60k... thats about as stuipd as suing Jammie Thomas for 1.92 Million Dollars!!!

But does it come with a novelty eagle head?

Now if we can just get these mobile and mass produce it we can be just like the people in Wall-E. Red is the new blue ya know...

For 60K, If I EVER have to get out of bed, I want my money back.

So you have the screen there to watch movies....can you tie a camera into it so you and your lady friend and watch at the same time you pound her in the choco-hole?

Great! Now people have even LESS motivation to leave their beds.


What is the reference to the eagle head ???? I can't figure it out dammit and Iz goin crazy!


Does your comment come with a novelty eagle head?

Now this is clean living

Meh. I want a bed with a ranch dressing hose.

I want one with a novelty eagle head

I think this looks like a more modern version of the bed from Problem Child 2.



does anyone know if it comes with a novelty eagle head?

This thing is severely overpriced. It looks badass, but I would much rather make my own to my own specifications for 1/6 the price.

this reminds me of the bed i made when i was homeless and between squats. It was a huge cardboard box in which i cut three holes, one to see above me, and one on each side as i'm claustrophobic, but i laid newspaper over the sides at night so i could sleep without the streetlight blinding me. the mattress was my hoodie draped over crushed beer cans and i was often so drunk, or on random drugs, that i'd just sit in there and stare at the end of the box for hours like a zombie. maybe i should start making and selling them....charge $15 and include a six pack and tab of dirty acid.

Cool concept, seriously ugly bed, I'd move into that apt though.

isnt that the new google concept car?

meh, not really a necessity since I can type away easily while chilling out on some futon while watching the geek channel. :P

@ 23. buy one of those bed thingies, box of novelty eagle heads, and super glue then go and make your masterpiece.

Listen your music

lol, still playing nfs most wanted

dude i totally see everybody getting overweight cuz they wont geto uta bed cuz of this thing. no offense to overwight people out there.


This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max went to sleep over a co-workers house when his roommate misspent the rent, and went on and on about how cool his racing car bed is. Later Max was in the bathroom with a lara croft doll, and ended up ejaculating on his co-workers mom, and not in a good way.

Pretty bad*ss! Little on the expensive side. Would only pay $60k if it came with a novelty eagle head.....and some red Kool-Aid.

would you pay for a tank that shoots out novelty eagle heads Jade?

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Holy shit! I can't believe I never noticed a freakin eagles head in that basket! I=noob :(

@ 35

Yes........yes I would.

That bed is amazing.

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