Jul 14 2009Good Enough To Eat?: Darth Vader Chops


Andreas Heim, of Denmark, opened a pack of lamb chops earlier this month and, HELLO, DARK SIDE VADER CHOPS! I don't know about you, but I would eat the hell out of that thing. Although, to be honest, I would eat the hell out of unmasked Vader chops. Which are actually shriveled turnips. Admit it -- I'm not the only one who wanted to lick that head!

Se, en Darth Vader-kotelett! [vg]

Thanks to Oiva and Occasional reader, who once shared a tauntaun shaped pork chop.

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Yeah buddy!

I wanted to fry his shriveled head and pour some bacon grease over it...

i would eat that up

i dont see it.... no, wait! ....nah i dont see it.

I don't see vader... I see a twat.

it looks like a cow's cuchie!!! dats gross!!!

I'm with Freddy K, all i see is twat twat twat twat. All day, everyday.

Mornin' kiddies, I missed you yesterday.

The force is strong with this cut but strangely I see boobs

It looks more like a Predator head to me, too wide for Vader




Looks like this is going to be a boring day on geekologie.


This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and V Vador and some kind anal sex with a dinosaur above a lava bath.

Yep. I can't really see it. I see the eyes. But... not the entire Vader mask.

My god did that smell delecious.


I blame it on the media.


Thats not Vader!

Where the hell is naas?



Hey, what the fack are you kids doin on my fackin lawn, and don't look at me when I'm fackin talkin to you.

Man, I'm getting sick of looking at pork chop sandwhiches arsehole... but in all fairness it is bacon and I'd hit it...

Vader? More like The Legion of Doom Headquarters.

First we're seeing Jesus and Mary in our food, then various U.S. states, now characters from fictional films! What's next? I'm hoping for naked women personally.



One more reason to visit lovely Cincinnati.


Vader, not so much. It's more like a sad version of the rabbit costume from Donnie Darko. Frank is sad, so the ears are drooping. Either that or he needs to stop ordering his male enhancement pills from GW.


fight me!

@19, Wow. I just lost some serious street cred. Thank you for refraining from calling me all sorts of things insulting my pathetic tuesday morning intelligence.

Shit happens. You I can forgive. #26 on the other hand, can die in a fire.


give him the stick....NO DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!!!

you're not my dad!


Did you hear that #26? Die in a FIRE!

"... There will be no one to CHOP us this time!" (see what I did there)

Too much fat.

Pork its the king of meats. Here is proof :



that's a goatman.

@ 29

Hey kid! I'm a computer! STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'!!

Oh yeah

Body massage

Looks like the alien/human hybrid I almost made out with in ALIEN: RESURRECTION.

That looks a lot less like Vader and a lot more like GOATSE.

Looks to me more like 2 hands holding a game controller...maybe an Xbox 360 one?

DV: - "No Luke, I am your father... by the way, would you come to my annual galactic BBQ?"

Luke: - "Nooooo!"

looks like hands copping a feel of some boobies

mmmm ...boobies

Norway, not Denmark, damn it!

Reminds me of Dumb Donald from Fat Albert that always wore the beanie over his face.

@ 21

You are correct Bob! And as the winner of the grand prize you get to make me a sandwich............uh Bob, I meant now! With the edges still on, that right, thats how I roll.....

Dude, this isn't Vader this is the final Alien from Alien Resurrection. The one that gets sucked through the small hole at the end of the film. ;)

hrm....I knew there was a bit of darkness in those lambs >:3

first: synthesia - its not fake. your retarted.

second: I live in Norway, not Denmark. I was on holiday in Denmark.

third: I love the internets.

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