Jul 9 2009Cute Stop Motion Donkey Kong Movie

This is a little stop motion Donkey Kong movie. It's cute. Not as cute as my socks though, but they have little ducks on them. Now rub my feet. Uh-oh -- QUACK ATTACK!

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Thanks to Heather, who makes me work for my tips. On the corner. All hours of the night.

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needs more fire

2nd
heck yes

Yes. Cute. Cute is when a twilight fan asks her boyfriend to bite her neck till she bleeds. Cute is naas' penis after loading himself with alcohol. Cute is when people try to convince you that MM/DD/YYY is wrong.

This video isn't cute.

I dont even know my goddamn name right now, jeezus I love top shlef vodka

I SALUTE YOU my fellow reader(fǖck off firstards, you dont exist & get used to it) for I dunno evn know anymor

WTD... I'm not first!!!

@4, you were too drunk to notice my comment about your johnson.

Cute.

I wanna be, where the people are....

Now this is a Donkey Kong!!!
http://driftwood-x.mybrute.com

Wait, was that in Raleigh?

Like where the sewer creatures are?!!?!?

Mario is proper fukked

@ 3 and 7

exactly cute and everyone knows cute is not bad ass.

soup toots

awww, it was so cute I decided to kill a hooker and cut her up with my cute usb chainsaw.....

(one, more, time...)
How many stupid first-tards change?
How many fakes has Daisy claimed?
Where were you while naas was getting high?
Slowly playing with my balls
While standing in the shoping malls
Where were you while naas was getting high?

And now for the fuller version

How many stupid first-tards change?
How many fakes has Daisy claimed?
Where were you while naas was getting high?
Slowly playing with my balls
While standing in the shoping malls
Where were you while naas was getting high?

Someday we will find naas
Trapped inside a dumpster
With an empty vodka bottle at side
Someday we will find naas
Trapped inside a dumpster
With an empty vodka bottle at side

Wake up in jail and wonder why
My ashhole hurts, I'm gonna cry
Wipe that jizz away now from my thigh
Shouldn't play around with my balls
While standing in those shopping malls
Where were you when naas was getting high


@14, Everybody Now!

Someday we will find naas...

oopps, its "empty vodka bottle at his side... let me just repost that...
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How many stupid first-tards change?
How many fakes has Daisy claimed?
Where were you while naas was getting high?
Slowly playing with my balls
While standing in the shoping malls
Where were you while naas was getting high?

Someday we will find naas
Trapped inside a dumpster
With an empty vodka bottle at his side
Someday we will find naas
Trapped inside a dumpster
With an empty vodka bottle at his side

Wake up in jail and wonder why
My ashhole hurts, I'm gonna cry
Wipe that jizz away now from my thigh
Shouldn't play around with my balls
While standing in those shopping malls
Where were you when naas was getting high
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among the other sticky-note-pixel-movie-thingamajigs...this is by far the most creative...and hilarious XD

@STOMPY

Pure genius! I'm gonna spread it across the intertubes!

@LSDiesel - christ you're right, just saw it now & I can say you're spot on.... and by that I mean there's a spot on your lower backside & it's a wet shade of red

♥STOMPY - I knew I loved you for good reason, that was so beautifully true


It's cute. Hey check this out.

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Bullshit...Mario can't go up the stairs with a hammer...

pffft.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max applied for work at the LAPD, and thought he aced the drug test and the psyc exam. When he found he was rejected he got upset and went out partying, and then the next day found he was rejected by the cops because homeland security wanted him. He ended up having to beat a drug screening and a lie detector, and finally got the job.

(not saying anything.... taking a well deserved bow...)

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ha ha ha very funny. I got a very cool idea,which is a watch with,internet,Tv&radio,and a headphone hole plug in for headphones&a little bit big screen so you when you're on the internet trying to read a text,you could be able to read it,so please create this interesting idea,because if you do,people will faint and bow to my superior smartness of ideas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a nice name Donkey Kong. The place is fine.

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