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Hint: they say the eyes are the window to one's soul. And robots, as we all know, are soulless death machines.

Which One is the Robot? [gizmodo]

Thanks to 42 y/o undead warlock, who blasted them both with Magic Missile just to be safe.

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GW, thank you for another robot post. You must really like them if you talk about them so much. As for me, I like them too. I don't care which one is the robot, as long as they both put my fück muscle in their suck muscles. Ah, the days of pleasure-bots are near. I cannot wait!

why is the christian science monitor doing a story on robots?

actually, why does the christian science monitor do any stories?

Why... in the world... is that story in the Christian Science Monitor??

the left lifeless freak duh


I am the robot.

I am the walrus... kookookachoo


I'm living with Rene's head.

Despite its name, the Monitor was not established to be a religious-themed paper, nor does it promote the doctrine of its patron church. However, at its founder Eddy's request, a daily religious article has appeared in every issue of the Monitor. Eddy also required the inclusion of "Christian Science" in the paper's name, over initial opposition by some of her advisers who thought the religious reference might repel a secular audience.[2]


This is a complete photoshop job. you can tell uits a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back down where Max got his ass kicked at a party and later his little brother brought him some pizza.

Looks like the pleasurebot on the left has some of GFS love juice still left on her chin...


christian science robots ?

here, take this pamphlet.

GW - You play fiesta ? xD

if the cam zoomed out you could see the one on the left metalic robot hands holding a human head while it drips blood...

also, @15 what's up with the f*cked up binary ? it's not what you meant to put. failure...

Left Left! Look at those creepy fake eyes! Killkillkil!


You would be correct

Don't you feel dirty that Geekologie is on the same side as The Christian Science Monitor.

It is just wrong, Christian science that is an oxymoron.


i plead the fifth


I just drank a fifth...


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Ok guys let's take a poll....IF the robot lady had a great set of T&A would you do her? i mean....iT? raise your hands...

Christian and Science in the same title make me laugh :D. Btw the one on the left is a fake. You can tell it looking at the shadows...

OK, it looks like the robot should be the one on the left, so obviously it HAS to be the hot one on the right... right?

@30, I agree. If you were going to build a robot that looked like a woman, why the hello would you make it look like a dried up old asian woman?


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Also, sorry about late reply lol.
Was busy being awesomer than you. xD

How do you know she is a witch?

She turned me into a newt.

A newt?

I got better.....

Burn her anyway!



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i think YOU are the robots here. basic ones at that as you only have binary. advanced time-traveling robots use code that is more like DNA.


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I thought a robolover such as yourself could fluently speak their language...


They're robots. I make them work for me.

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The eyes on the left are unfocused while the right's are looking at the left's nose. Its the right one! KILL ALL HU- ROBOTS.

I meant the left one.

The one without a zit.

The Asian one. For some reason anytime someone makes a human looking robot, they always make them Asian women.

@ 5 - Because robots are a sign of the apocalypse!!!

Left = Android Repliee Q2, the robot. Right = pretty Osaka grad student

Not that hard to figure out really. The hair, the eyes, the complexion, all just a bit off. Like if you look really hard at most make-up work in films. Impressive, but still not quite there.

I say we welcome the smarter, stronger, and flawless robot race with open claws *beep* Us meatbags are no match for their perfection *boop* In fact, why not show them what we humans call "affection" and take a nice hot bath with our toasters *beep*

the one on the left is the robot, beacause she looks like a realdoll! and realdolls creep me out.

obviously the asian one is the robot, it's easy to make one that looks like all the others. it's unethical to make white people robots.

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Christian Science pulled a fast one. They are both cyborgs!!! (I'd still take the one on the right though)

neither, they just don't like each other so they claim one is either a robot or a potato in disguise.

man screw it i'd hit em both

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I'd do them both

@29: your ass sphincter goatee and sheepdog hairline make me laugh :D


The one on the left is the fake.

woman on the left Mrs. Chen who sells ramen near by my house
and on the right side is Vicka Ververous from Switzerland and she's my collegue that i'd like to hit on her, but she only have 1 hand, while the other hand is scissors ( her dad is Johnny Depp )

and im asian too
such a douchebag myself

Ververous from Switzerland and she's my collegue that i'd like to hit on her, but she only have 1 hand

The one on the left. Got that one in half a second. Look at the eyes. You can't see them through the thick, unrealistic doll eyelashes. Also, the hair. It looks kinda plastic-y. And the skin. And the eye crease.

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