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AAAAAH, WHICH ONE IS THE ROBOT?!?

July 7, 2009 / aaaahh, apocalypse, doomsday, frightening, human body, humans, it's a trap!, life-size, no no no, not good, pew them both just to be safe!, robots, run for the hills!, scary, trick, uh-oh, we're all gonna die!

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IT'S A TRAP! KILL THEM BOTH AND CHECK THE BODIES AFTER!

Hint: they say the eyes are the window to one's soul. And robots, as we all know, are soulless death machines.

Which One is the Robot? [gizmodo]

Thanks to 42 y/o undead warlock, who blasted them both with Magic Missile just to be safe.

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