I was heavily vegetarian for almost four years when I was married (the dark years) and let me tell you: non-dairy cheese turns into hard plastic when baked in a Thanksgiving broccoli casserole. I still served it though. And not a single person tried it. So you know what I did? I killed them all. Softly, with my song. Oh yeah, I strummed that pain.
soyf*ckers anonymous [passiveaggressivenotes]
Thanks to Jeff and Barry, who are in your fridge pilfering your bacon.