Jun 18 2009Aperture Laboratories Van Spotted In The Wild

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"Hey kids, who wants free cake?!"

aperture science van tooling around, scaring the hell out of people [technabob]

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First! hot van too!

Hi!

Id get hit by that.

I'm in your forest, takin your critters

i'd hit it

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@ 6

How, exactly, is a panel van from a video game's laboratory linked to child porn?

Agent Mark is a spammer. His name link takes you to 4chan's image board. You, sir are the real pornography possessor. Have a nice day, asswipe.

The end is near, they build robots you know!

WIN!

Agent Mark is actually PedoBear,

And he wants his van back.

Lol Starting bid $5!

Very Cool HL/CS/Portal RULE !!!!!

...I don't get it.

Does this mean we get to play an abducted child in the next game? If so I would love to be thier new daddy but we would need a hot mom with huge knockers. Ladies?

There is no cake.

,,,I don't get it.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and his friend started a pet grooming service that they did in their van. They decorated the van to look like a dog's head, with ears and everything.

They found a suitcase with money in it and were driving to Denver to return it to the owner. They peed in empty beer bottles on on the way to save time.

One time they got pulled over by the police, and the police accused them of drinking and driving. They saisd there wasn't beer int he bottles, and the cop insisted on taste testing it to prove his point.

lol @ 6

memory reference's aren't integers, you fail at impersonating. memory refs always refer to byte offesets in the 0x00 notation


FAIL

@6
Good thing I'm using my neighbors internet right now, eh?

Also, the cake is a lie.
I love portal :3

i don't get it!

they do what they must because they can

You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

Aperture Truck: The Movie

"Sup dude, find a job yet?"

"Nope"

"...Yeah. Hey, sweet! you put the Aperture logo on your van! Lets drive around!"

"Yeah maybe people 'll get our obscure references."

"Our best bet would be to drive past the high school. Those kids will 'get it'."

:Police squad car slowly follows white laboratory van driving past schools. Pew pewing shortly ensues:

I've never played portal (would love to) but guess Aperture is the evil organisation in the game trying to take over the world?

@26:
lol, it's the company that you're doing the Portal experiments for. You see, the point of the game is to go through these experiments for Aperture, and you use the portals to accomplish your goals.

Thanks Terri,

Are they evil?
It doesn't sound like it so why would people be scared?


I'm so confused.
*possible spoiler*
Cake isn't that the name of the computer? and isn't that evil in the end, it has a womans voice?

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http://www.breakupmakeup.com

@ 28
Aperture is a military contractor and is competing with Black Mesa, that's why they developed the portal gun, to get the contract, you play as a test subject named Chell and are guided through the challenges by the computer GLaDos, who promises you cake at the end of the tests, but the cake turns out to be a lie.

#30 thanks

A rival to black mesa, oh dear.

sounds good.

This post is too geeky for me. I have no clue what they are referring to. If I saw the van I wouldn't even remember it.

I don't get it! D=
and yes some cake sounds good.

It's referencing a computer game called portal

WUH?

This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care.

Haha! I loved that game.... pity the 'cake' got burnt :P

i killed my companion cube :'(

wouldnt that mean they opened a portal to the real world?

@ 39 like in doomsday arcade?

@ 16 and 22 ... Neither do I.

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Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:

http://burpnassker.mybrute.com

The game takes less than 5 minutes to play!

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where's my companion cube? *whimper*

@ above
There was a party, all you had to do was assume the proper party submission decision, buy you didn't. I even invited your friend the Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube, but you murdered him. Its all your fault, and also someone cut the cake, i told them to wait for you, but they wouldn't listen. Now it is all gone.

Goodbye!

ANYBODY HERE PLAYED PORTAL???????????????????????????????????????????

@ 44 Its the party submission position.

Also the cake wasn't a lie, i was the one that cut it.

Maybe it's a delivery van for shower curtains.Who cares anyway?

The Cake is a lie!!!

i love portal i must have!!!

Awesome, that was the van Fragsoc used to drive to Dreamhack in Sweden. I even drove the van myself :o)

Story: Everyone says the cake is a lie. IST NOT! if you play portal you will see!

:::The giant computer thing with a woman's voice is GLaDOS.
Aperture science IS testing on you, Chell!!!

THE ARE PLANNING TO USE THE PORTALGUN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD I TELL YA!!!!!

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