Alleged Anti-Stab Knife Won't Stab To Kill
Mr Cornock, 42, from Swindon, said that the knife will cut vegetables, but will make it almost impossible to stab someone to death and will reduce the risk of accidental injuries.
He said: "It can never be a totally safe knife, but the idea is you can't inflict a fatal wound. Nobody could just grab one out of the kitchen drawer and kill someone.
I call shenanigans. There's no such thing as a stab-proof knife. I could hands-down kill somebody (or something -- I'm looking at you,
zombie robot) with this thing. Shit, one time I stabbed a guy to death with a brick.
Thanks to PewÂ³, who doesn't need knives because the dude's made of lasers.