May 1 2009iSnort App: All The Cool Kids Are Doing It

iSnort is a bootleg iPhone app that makes it appear as though you're cutting up coke and snorting it. Unfortunately, it's not even a real app. It's just a video that you have to choreograph your movements to (the iPhone's touchscreen doesn't respond to heavily abused credit cards or rolled up bills). That said, you can pick it up for £5 at their website. Or, put that money towards some real nose candy. Yeah, I'm talking that good shit. Model airplane glue.

Perfect Cocaine Simulator Will Never Make It to the iPhone App Store [gizmodo]

Thanks to prestoner, who will be building his first gravity bong in no time. *sniff* They grow up so fast.

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"looks like I picked the wrong to to stop doing coke"

"looks like i picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue"



Uhh.. Fail.

Stupid fatty

What the deuce?!?!? LMAO

When is the iHorf coming out?

Hahahaha, I love his WOOOHOOOO!! At the end. Very authentic, in fact, too authentic.

what about iJoint? I want to know if that would work!! YEA!

Do they have one that looks like you are shooting black tar heroine?

That would be super cool

That was stupid.

Even better, the iMarblecake!

You just lay it on someone's chest and, um... enjoy?

Cause we all want to be at least as cool as the guy in the video, right?

What a wanker!

That didn't get approved by Apple? Why the hell not?

thanks god robots doesn't snort yet !!

Goddamn that is some lame shit.

I don't know why this couldn't appear on the app store... it's not like it's a shaken baby simulator or anything.

oh great


This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was injected with a drug that would kill him if ihis heart rate dropped below a specific rate.

stfu daisy, your a waist of space.



woo hoo!!! wtf?

wow. not cool or funny or anything in between.


please see:
even wikipedia says it shouldn't be confused with waste.



Thats an organ donor card, and coincidentally that's the only value the idiots who made this app have to society.

How does that work? The iPhone's screen only responds to fingertips, right?

that guy could do with some real coke and maybe lose a few of those chins

all the cool kids are doing this!

This is obviously a ripoff of iJerk.....

put the phone in your hand, jerk it up and down and sperm spurts all over the screen.


hahaha, when he made the video, wonder what he really did snort?

Cant believe ive waisted 76%of my life doin smack when i ckuld have bought an iphone for 400dollars ahhhhhhrrrggg

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