How To Quit: The Best Resignation EVER
Now you see folks, THAT is how you quit a job. Remember: the goal whenever leaving an organization is to ensure it crumbles behind you as you walk out the door. So, at that very moment, your employer realizes just how under-appreciated you were. And then is crushed under the rubble.
Hit the jump for three more resignations, which were all part of Cracked's 'I Quit' Photoshop contest.
22 Awesome Ways to Quit Your Job [cracked]
Thanks to Anonymouse, who once quit a job by punching his boss in the teeth and making a necklace out of the molars.