May 18 2009Highly Questionable: The Infinite Slinky

The Infinite Slinky may look like a belt sander taped to a tissue box, but I don't think that's what it is (that's exactly what it is). The device was created by Geekologie Reader (and Stupid Inventor) Zachary, who obviously grew up in a one story house. Thanks, Zachary, but I think I speak for all of us when I say Log. Just sayin' -- it's big, it's heavy, it's wood. And wood is good. Especially in the morning. Any lady lumberjacks in the house?


Thanks to Zachary, who keeps it stupid.

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just like my penis

It rolls dow stairs, alone or in pairs; rolls over the neighbor's dog...

Ren & Stimpy FTW!

ditto GW but you'll make him famous

im holding out for the super deluxe ULTRA LOG

*insert image of a squirrel nailed by its feet here*

Wow... this guy gets no puss. Seriously. Not just saying that because he did the slinky thing. Guys do weird things... it's just a fact. I'm simply commenting on his appearance. Looks like a fat sack of lazy ass. I'm having a hard time figuring out whether he's a Trekkie or Force worshipper, though. Could be either.

I think I just got a little dumber after watching that.

this is an example of how Jew power does not hold out, it just has boundless joys.

does anyone actually enjoy a slinky for more than a total 5 minutes over a lifetime?

1. can make it slink in my hands when i move them up and down....check

2. toss it down the stairs.....double check

3. slinky yo yo attempt.... check

4. lost in a box to be found a decade and a half later........

repeat steps 1-4 as your lifespan allows

He is no trekkie,
He worships another...
He worships pilsbury dough boy, that guy is like Dexter, when he meets his long lost brother.

embrace your dough boy brother, embrace and touch him, yes touch him right there and make him squeel like a pig.

Slinkys were always pulled too far and broken when i was a kid.

Please don't post something that f'ing stupid ever again.

Instead of GET SHORTY ... watch GET STUPID


Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:

great, where is that cyinide skin implant when you need one...

Awesome. A solution to a problem we didn't know we had.

Now I have the LOG song in my head again.

On an unrelated note - I think I'm growing to hate people.


Silly Jew.

Everyone is now dumber for having watched that. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.

i like his smile at the end...."oh yeah ; ) that slinky...."

@15 is that why we're not friends?

That voice... ahhhh

The inventor guy is right, the original Slinky is modestly amusing, but the Slinky Jr. is about as exciting for a child as the educational trading cards they put in Chick-Fil-A kids meals.

You know what else sucks? The Etch-a-sketch (and worse, Etch-a-sketch Jr.). No toy has a steeper learning curve than this ridiculous thing. You pay 12 bucks for the damn thing, the kid draws a crappy set of stairs, and within minutes if falls into the I-wasn't-good-at-it-right-away-so-I-gave-up-on-it bin.

And don't try to point me to any links or YouTube videos featuring "Awesome Etch-a-sketch Art" videos - they're all Photoshopped.

that's a funny "thinking cap" he's wearing. He should have just stuck with that stupid lab coat (which has bbq sauce on it)

it also looks like he taped his informational video in his mom's bathroom. If you want a jew with selling power check out Vince Shlomi aka Vince Offer.

i really liked their theme song. i remember the metal slinky, had a wicked sound to it.

Blammo ™ FTW!

I hate this guy... and Not in a Hitler Hates Jews kinda way. I just hate him as a human.


This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene int he movie Never Back Down where Max visited Todd Leubner, who gave him a noogie, and d about his father the inventor of the slinkey.

Thankyou for whoever thought of fast foward.

Video was lame -.-

♪ What rolls down stairs
♪ alone or in pairs,
♪ and over your neighbor's dog?
♪ What's great for a snack,
♪ And fits on your back?
♪ It's log, log, log

♪ It's log, it's log,
♪ It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
♪ It's log, it's log, it's better than bad, it's good."

♪ Everyone wants a log
♪ You're gonna love it, log
♪ Come on and get your log
♪ Everyone needs a log
♪ log log log


This is garbage, why is it worthy of your attention, GW?

Also, nice yamaka, hombre.

hahaha so stupid.. and so funny...

hahaha so stupid.. and so funny...

hahaha so stupid.. and so funny...

hahaha so stupid.. and so funny...

hahaha so stoopid.. and so funny...

hahaha so stoopid.. and so funy...

haha so stupid.. and so funny...

please stop

Fat lisping jew for the LOSS

5 bucks says that guy kills himself inside of 2.5 years.

That was the stupidest thing I've seen in a long time. That guy needs to be punched. Hard. Twice.



its a remote control car not a belt sander

28- thanks for clarifying.

yeah ... nice hat

1:32 I will never get back

Ummm.......I really don't know what to say to this. Ah, I got it! It sucks balls!

Slinkys. Why?
They go down stairs...and that's it!


The real life 40 year old next week as he turns his mom's face massager into an ass puppet.

GFS is notable for his absence… don't worry, Shumway, we forgive you—just don't make any more videos, eh?



It rolls downstairs
alone or in pairs
it rolls over
your neighbor's dog
It's great for a snack
it fits on you back
It's loo-ooog, loo-ooog
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood
It's loo-ooog, loo-ooog
It's better than bad
It good!
Everyone wants a log
you're gonna love it, log
come on and get your log.

Sorry about that, I didn't see that Pew beat me to it =)

It saves you from going down and up the stairs.Less fun but pretty smart.

that's a freakin' yamaka on his head isn't it

yeah he's jewish thats why its stupid...

jews. not good for much but they sure do make great fuel.

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