May 11 2009Hello Laaaaadies: The Pheromone Ring

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Pheromone, named in honor of the goddess Pheromoneus, is Greek for "bonertime". Also, you're sort of being flipped off there in the picture, so consider that a little present from me to you. Anyway, this ring emits pheromones (Greek for "Spanish Booty Juice") whenever you push it in order to attract the men/women your way. Just like flies to honey. Or the Geekologie Writer to the guy in the dinosaur costume at his son's birthday party. Which *ahem* totally never happened (seriously, return my calls, I'd like to book you again).

Squeeze the side, and the S ring emits perfume juiced with pheromones. Three scents for each sex, all custom mixed.

You have to inject the perfumes into the ring with a hypodermic needle which is supposed to invoke the "clinical process" of getting ready for a date. The scent is released when you squeeze the side, causing the tiny piezo tubes to contract.

Hey, I don't care how it works, just as long as it does work. Now I am heading straight to the bar and I am going to pheromone (Greek for "my natural, onion-y musk") some chick RIGHT IN THE EYES. And, if that doesn't work, I'm going with Plan B: tranquilizer darts. I'm not the creep, you're the creep!

Hit the jump for a couple more shots of seduction.

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The Pheromone Emitting Seduction Ring [gizmodo]

Thanks to Julian, who roofied his own drink and made me take him home one time.

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This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the ashadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where MAx used pheremones and a fake nose to attract a woman and gain access to where her husband kept some diamond necklaces.


What would you do if you saw some poor sucker wearing this ring in a nightclub or bar?


God dam it daisy!!!

at least it looks like shit and is conspicuous. does it come with an "I'm A Rapist" t-shirt?

does it shock them as well>>?? tee-hee

can i shove that in the pink?

cause i'm gonna

It's made with bits of real panther so you know it's good...

60% of the time, it works every time...

Steampunk retards rejoice, help is at hand!

Well she's all you'd ever want,
She's the kind they'd like to flaunt and take to dinner.
Well she always knows her place.
She's got style, she's got grace, She's a winner.

@13: You can leave your ring on.

♪ Well she never asks for very much and I don't refuse her. ♪

Now with new ingrediants! GHB!

I bet the male phermone is just bacon greese...

"the 'clinical process' of getting ready for a date."

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

desperate people need love too

@5 exactly, dead on right

..that and some laughter

Seriously,if this Pheromone Ring works then it might be one of he most powerful weapons in the world.

Which evil Super Hero is going to develop this ring more?


"Three scents for each sex, all custom mixed."
I read that wrong 6 times.

What is the third sex?

@ thedodecahedron


God, I thought I was trippin...three sexes? guess that third scent is for when you want a little 'He' with your 'She'?


@3- i believe the movie was Oceans Thirteen, where Linus uses pheromones and a fake nose to get in with the casino owner's assistant and steal the diamond necklaces.

wonder if this thing works someone get it and test it

daisy go nuffin nice to say dont say it
go pick some flowers in the garden



Why would someone wear a ring with pheromones in it. Just not shower for a couple of weeks like me and let the "natural" pheromones ensnare your female prey. Well, it hasn't worked yet, but any moment now. I can feel it!

Shit, I could use that. I'd douse myself in it until pheromones were dripping off my body, then sit in a public place and wait for the fruits of my labor: "You look nice today. Not like the troll you usually look."

I like that it has a feather on it. I know when I want to stealthily attract a girl through a morally borderline ploy I want it brought to her attention as much as possible.

Wouldn't it be easier to put some alphaero on your pulse points? That ring is huge!

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