Captain Ahab, The Harpoon!: Fail Whale Cake

Twitter user wildflourbakery went and made a fail whale cake for the Lawrence, Kansas Tweet Up. And I can safely say I have no idea what I just typed. Tweet Up? Fail whale? I AM ALL WIN FISH, SON!

Hit the jump for a couple more shots and another, different fail whale cake.

First Cake
and
Second Cake

Thanks to Fally, who once killed a fail whale. But, by the time she hauled it back to shore, it was just a skeleton because the sharks got to it.

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