What The World's Smallest Car Looks Like

This is what the world's smallest (but not the lowest) street-legal car looks like. Because this is the world's smallest street-legal car. I don't know if you...
May 16, 2009

Looks Safe: Setting Jet Pack Speed Records

This is a video of Jetpack International trying to raise the airspeed record for jetpacking. Because, well, you've gotta start somewhere. This is not especially difficult to...
May 16, 2009

Eye Candy: Classic Video Game Remakes

This is a little gallery of re-imagined video games by deviantARTist Orioto (aka Mikaël Aguirre). This is Kid Icarus and Donkey Kong Country here. Unfortunately, these don't...
May 15, 2009

Be Proud: Geek Pride Day Is May 25th

That's right folks, Geek Pride Day 2009 is rapidly approaching. We must make plans. I'm thinking beer and ticker tape. With maybe some comics and video games...
May 15, 2009

Universe's Largest Black Hole Discovered

Allegedly astronomers have discovered the universe's most massive black hole. How massive? Think my ex-wife's gaping pie-hole times three. Whatever gave birth to this monster can be...
May 15, 2009

Woman Offers Man Baby As Taser Shield

A Missouri woman offered a man her 1-year old child for use as a taser shield when he was being confronted by cops. Now that's solid parenting....
May 15, 2009

The Study Ball: I Said Do Your Homework!

The Study Ball is allegedly a real $115 product that prevents you from moving from your desk while you're supposed to be studying. Obviously, it's a complete...
May 14, 2009

Russian Whale Tails Taking Web By Storm

Vilena, the woman above, is the originator of a Russian internet phenomenon I'm dubbing "whale tailing". Basically, she took the picture you see there (with her ass...
May 14, 2009

Awh, How Cute: A Little LEGO Nintendo

This is a little Nintendo Flickr user Arkov made using LEGO pieces. As you can see, it's fairly simple. I didn't actually bother counting the number of...
May 14, 2009

*PEW PEW*, NOM NOM: An AT-AT Cake

This is an amazing AT-AT cake created by Jennifer Luxmore (and friends) of Sin Desserts. It took 60 hours to build and would typically sell for around...
May 14, 2009

Best Financial Investment Commercial Ever

NOTE: VIDEO IS NSFW DEPENDING ON HOW YOUR EMPLOYER FEELS ABOUT VIVID ORIGAMI SEX ACTS. This is a commercial for Bontrust Finance. It is arguably the best...
May 14, 2009

How To Quit: The Best Resignation EVER

Now you see folks, THAT is how you quit a job. Remember: the goal whenever leaving an organization is to ensure it crumbles behind you as you...
May 14, 2009

UPDATE: Zapatag Calls Out Bad Drivers

Zapatag is a user submitted database of bad/inconsiderate/female/rude/raging drivers' license plate numbers and their alleged infractions. I have no idea of the legality of such a system,...
May 13, 2009

I Want: Sweet $100,000 Hoverpack Action

This is some more video of the $100,000 Martin "Jetpack" that will be available later this year. That's right folks, your very own hoverpack for less than...
May 13, 2009

Thank You, Readers: Geekologie Fan Art

This is a picture of yours truly created by loyal Geekologie Reader (and deviant artist) cool-slayer. She actually knows what I look like too, so it's pretty...
May 13, 2009

Chipmunk Meets The Star Wars Universe

This is a little photo gallery of a friendly chipmunk named Billy exploring the Star Wars universe in Flickr user powerpig's backyard. All the photos are real,...
May 13, 2009

I Want One: A Real Notebook Computer

This is a video by Dutch artist Evelien Lohbeck that features a real notebook computer. Like a notebook made out of paper. It's pretty neat, and you...
May 13, 2009

Spam Emails: Now With More Illustration

This is a picture from artist Elliot Burford's series of work entitled 'Spam', which features illustrations created using the titles of spam email, most of which are...
May 13, 2009

Good Times, Good Times: Burlesque Cosplay

So apparently a bunch of burlesque dancers did cosplay routines at LA's Bordello Bar over the weekend. This is Princess Peach, but hit the jump for Chun...
May 12, 2009

$2,500 XBox Shoes Don't Even Play Games

Looking to blow $2,500 on something that's bound to get all scuffed up and smell funky within a few months? Cool, buy me one of those masturbation...
May 12, 2009

Wuv, Tru Wuv: Heart-Shaped Watermelons

What? I CAN QUOTE The Princess Bride IF I WANT. There's no shame in my game. Or extra lives. Anyway, just in time for not Valentine's Day,...
May 12, 2009

Another Montauk Monster Washes Ashore

Remember the Montauk Monster? It's back. Well, another one at least. Escaped from the same top secret government facility as the first, this monster washed up on...
May 11, 2009

Child Safety First: The Stroller Trike

The Taga Stroller Trike allows you to get some exercise while at the same time getting those pasty leeches of yours out from in front of the...
May 11, 2009

Hello Laaaaadies: The Pheromone Ring

Pheromone, named in honor of the goddess Pheromoneus, is Greek for "bonertime". Also, you're sort of being flipped off there in the picture, so consider that a...
May 11, 2009

World's Smallest Cheeseburger Combo Meal

This is the world's smallest (and cutest) combo meal. It consists of a little cheeseburger with all the fixins, a very small fry, and a miniscule soda....
May 11, 2009

Another Day, Another Cosmic Eyeball

We've already seen God's hand, God's eye and the Eye of Sauron, so why not another cosmic ball of eye? This here is the latest in a...
May 11, 2009

MIT Builds World Of Warcraft Gaming Hut

Some gamers at MIT went and built a World of Warcraft 'pod' that contains everything a person would need to survive about three days while constantly playing...
May 11, 2009

Aaah, I Got A Brick In My Eye!: LEGO Glasses

LEGO Sunglasses are the result of the famous toy manufacturer bedding French optics company Lynx Optique. Just some heavy petting and dry humping though. The glasses, which...
May 10, 2009