This is a super creepy looking Mario Bros. t-shirt that costs $20. You know, I'm really torn because I'm not particularly into this style of art, but I do love dinosaurs. Rock *me* hard place. And I do mean hard. Who knew Yoshi could be so sexy?
A: Me. September 1991, Super Mario World. First boner, age 10.
Hyper-real Mario, Luigi on Nightmarish Shirt [militantgeek]
Thanks to Jizzle, who tried to convince me he's ridden a dinosaur before but I could tell he was just trying to make jealous.
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