Apr 10 2009Mmmm, Brain-y: A Darth Vader Coffee Mug

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I'm sure this isn't the first Darth Vader coffee mug, but it is the first I've seen with a removable cap that keeps your morning cocktail hidden from the prying eyes and noses of non-alcoholic coworkers.

Let Darth Vader watch over your coffee as you drink deeply from the dark side with the Dark Lord of the Sith! This attractive (and oh-so-shiny) black ceramic mug holds 24-ounces of your favorite beverage, but what's really special is that it features a removable helmet that keeps your drink from getting cold too quickly. Vader will use the Force to guard and keep it at the proper temperature.

The mug costs $17 and could only be cooler if it had a misshapen ceramic head inside that was slowly revealed as you drink your morning apéritif. And speaking of which -- I think the secretary is on to me. God, mind your own business, sugartits!

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Thanks to Don Chi Chi's, who once drank jungle juice out of Vader's real helmet at a party and then threw up.

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pretty nifty

Nice. Makes me thirsty.

goin to get one


The hypocrisy continues on Geekologie as the GW can type and post the word T1TS and the rest of us can't. Wonderful! Kill the language filter, please.


this is awesome i need it, got to collect them all
the force is strong with my balls
the force is weak with you
the force wants me to jack one of these in your face
the force in my balls could fill up one of those cups
i could force one of my balls into each of those cups

@6, Nothing like an Epic Fail to start the morning.
Happy (Good) Friday everyone!

@5 F[_]ck You... JJK.

I'd rather drink out of a mug of Darth Vader without his helmet.


Or this mug! It changes shape depending on how full it is!



I should have known better than to click that link. But, I didn't and I'm very glad no one else saw that. *shivers* That will haunt me all day.

*Didn't = did

@11: +1

Little known fact of the day: The secretary Gw so lovingly refers to as "sugartits" is a very large man who's moobs are so large, they're mitties.


You just made me cry a little. *drys tears on own bitchtits* Nobody loves the Shum anymore.

Maybe they can make an R2-D2 toilet while they're at it!

@15 - Use your mantits with pride! Next time someone knocks em, titty-slap em in the face. Yeah, I said slap em in the face with your mantits. *Hugs* Still got love for ya Shum.


You made me cry again. This time from laughter. Thanks!

Thanks GW.

mantits hehehe

ive had one of these for over nearly two years now. Tis the perfect ashtray for toking in bed and easy to pass to the left due its helpful handle :D

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