Apr 29 2009Highly Questionable: No Wash Boxers

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No Wash boxers were designed by 29-year old medical student Rob Libfeld who claims he came up with the idea when he noticed how embarrassed patients in the hospital were of their soiled, all white underwear. As you can see, the $13 drawls are all yellow in the front and brown in the back, so you can piss and shit to your incontinent heart's content with little to no visible embarrassment. However, there will still be a smell, so be sure to look around quizzically to expel any blame.

No wash underwear hides stains, not odours [newslite]

Thanks James, and remember: he who protested it, foam-crested it.

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First (ever)

FIRSTTT!!!!

@2: Fail. Better luck next time.

thats nasty but could come in handy on a drinking session if you a raging alcholic which i know most of you are "get back to work" ohhh shit its my boss ehhhh one more thing.... FIRST

THAT IS GROSS

at least he should NOT write "no wash pants" on top of them...

Close, but I think there needs to be a marblecake pattern with green & a little red in there, sort of with an acidwash design. That'd be more realistic than the plain look above

Are all underwear no wash?!?

Damnit! naas beat me to it. Marble Cake!

what if I poop green and pee red?

@10

Then you need to see a doctor because you have obviously had sex with Watch's mom.

hahaha

Remember those "splat" designs from the eighties? He should have included a white one out front.

What if you're like me, and you piss excellence?

I drink a lot of water, so my yellow doesn't need to be that yellow.

And my brown would need a greener hue to it, I don't know what that is from.
Asparagus? Beets?

pew pew pew!!!!

@14 then you don't wear pants & speak in public frequently
@15 http://wearemoviegeeks.com/wp-content/anchorman.jpg

http://jfect.mybrute.com

@16

I knew you'd have an answer for me, since you and Gordon piss awesome. We should form a book club.. or something. Did that sound gay?

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max started a company that made bikinis. The chicks loved the designs, and the guy loved that instead of sewing them together with thread, he used self dissolving sutures.

Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?

..something Ollie, but not a book club.

I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

Fücking Disgusting!!!

Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

It took a medical student to come up with this?

I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

@granny:
I agree. It looks like instructions not to wash them. I don't think that's the idea, otherwise they'd be reversible.

This reminds me of these awesome choco-banana lollipops that I used to eat in the good old days. I'd wear them back-to-front, just to keep the nurses guessing.

@Ollie

It's only about as gay as a circle jerk.

THIS IS NASTY AS FCUK!!!

I made these the natural way years ago...

You haven't seen anything until you've seen Macho Man Randy Savage take a bong rip of salvia... AND FREAK OUT:

http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/166

why not just have the underwear in black to make things simpler? pee makes the yellow darker so people will know that you still peed your pants..the same with crap.

This is only good if you never plan on being around women. Seriously, if I was making out with a guy and I discovered these boxers when his pants came off? It would be over right then and there.

FIRST

Am I the only one who read that as "Rob Liefeld?" 'Cause I could totally see him inventing these... if they had like 40 more pockets.

35th!!!!!

@todders did you fall of the lame ass not funny I shoot my on videos and think they are funny wagon...is it on the wagon...bone off!

clever.

@34 LOL
These are gross. Man, what is wrong with people if stained underwear is that common a problem?? What are they eating? All my underwear always look brand new.

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