Fail: How Not To Get Your Wife Pregnant
I'm filing this one under awesome. Awesomely sad. Some guy paid his neighbor $2,500 to have sex with his wife 72 times in an attempt to get her pregnant. But it didn't work! Read the whole article to find out what happened, and trust me -- it'll make you feel good about your own life. Unless your kids look suspiciously like the Fed-Ex guy, in which case, hey, I'm sure it's just coincidence. BWAH AHHAHAHA! Coincidence. BWAHAHAHA!
Paid to do it 72 times [just-whatever]
Thanks to Josh, who once got an entire women's swim team pregnant just by tipping his toe in the pool.