Apr 14 2009Dangerously Delicious: The BA-K-47


The BA-K-47 is a full size replica of an AK-47 made out of bacon (and wire). Quick, put it in my mouth and pull the trigger! Mmmm, lardy!

We had our first annual Bacon Day this past Saturday. As a huge fan of bacon, and all the great bacon blogs out there, I decided it was time for me to make my own bacon creation. I came up with the BA-K-47, a 1:1 scale AK-47 made out of bacon. It took a total of eight hours to create, a lot of bacon, and a blowtorch... oh yeah, and our good friend beer helped too.

ZOMG -- you know beer too?! The trouble that guy and I used to get into! Like yesterday when he told me to steal my neighbor's car and drive it into a ravine! And right now when he told me to type that despite on ongoing investigation. Hold on, door.


UPDATE: You know I didn't mean that. Now get over here and give daddy a little sippy-sippy.

Hit the jump for a whole bunch more.






BA-K-47 [thisisfreakingridiculous]

Thanks to Nick, who actually made the thing, for fulfilling my love of guns and bacon simultaneously.

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f.uckin GROSS

Stupidity at its finest...

mmmm violence never looked so tasty



:sigh: go fap off to a gun covered in bacon

Simply Awesome.

haha, i used something similar to fend of evil doers in this video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2dS1GMCwx0 -
must say my video was better =P
and more tastier.

WTF beer... i thought we had a little bromance going on... but i see the truth now, hes cheating!

w00t arkansas. is that petit jean style?? also, please tell me you were drankin on some diamond bears.

Guns don't kill people... heart attacks caused by eating bacon guns kill people...

Now, if someone could just get the darn mouse out of the mustard we could have a proper meal... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdFb9uidV2U



not taking in count the zero.... VERY clever!

btw... why are you americans so obsessed with the bacon, or is it just the geekologie writer?

What a waste of bacon...I doubt he ate any of it after setting it on the pavement...the fun of a bacon gun would be the eventual eat-ability of it...

A waste of bacon, I'll tell you what.

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry, but beauty is in the eye of the baconholder.

It's only a waste of bacon if it's not eaten

Don't tell me we're employing these freaks? Do we?

Holy crap! This is a most dangerous weapon!

After you finished eating this you bet you can lock yourself up in the toilet for hours to come!

Bacon doesn't kill people. People kill people.

I LOL at BA-K-47 lol.
and bacon....erlack

It just looks like an AK-47 wrapped in bacon, because I can see the trigger in the 2nd pic. fail.


Nope... I made the trigger too.

I once made a glock 9mm out of beggin strips but my dog ate it.

The best gun I ever seen :))

i love you.


Just looking at those pictures makes me want to wash my hands.

And actually

*washes hands*

What's the point? It's obviously just bacon wrapped around a mould (might even be a real gun under there?). At least the other bacon-made things have been self supporting creations where the bacon itself has been shaped and plaited and whatnot. Wrapping things in bacon and then taking a torch to it takes no skill at all.

In related news: Tomorrow on Geekology - My little Bacon Brother!





This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where MAx was making fish on the grill, naked, and flipped one into the air, letting it land face down in his ass crack.

I want real one.


Go fück yourself! How's that for feminine and boring?

What a waste of good bacon. I could have made 20 gallons of fish stew with that much bacon. Oh well. Does it shoot lard bullets?

I wanna see a tank next :)

Brings a whole new meaning to "he ate his gun"...

PS- This was a waste of bacon.

It's not a waste of bacon, it's stimulating the economy. And it's beautiful.


take it easy man! jesus.... OMG.... you got offended with the bacon thing right?

Im sorry, to make it up for you, I am glad to let you know that I won't kill you :D

That is beautiful!

You're God.

Every jihadi in the world should be buried with one.

Extra crispy!

Philosopher Francis and Scientist Roger would approve.

OMG! You must know that the combination of the cholesterol laden bacon shaped into a facsimile of an assault weapon will attract the attention of the nanny staters.

Expect this BA-K-47 to be on the list of guns banned by Obama. You will also have to worry about the food police crashing through your front window in an attempt to take this off the street.

Do not resist! It's for your own good.

This is the pork barrel everyone is up in arms against?! I'm all for it and good on Obama for allowing programs such as these to continue. Count on some C.A.I.R.
spokesman to snort something about it soon enough, though. All the more reason to believe this shows promise, maybe a turning point in the Long War?
Maybe name it : Katreifnikov?

Meanwhile on the other side of the world people are dying at the hands of actual AK47s or a complete lack of food.

too much time on your hands ;)

That's one of the nastiest things I've ever seen.

And it's 14,205 times as awesome as it is nasty.

BACON! Is there nothing it can't do?

now all we need are some egg gernades


Dude, that's totally creative and totally awesome, and I'm guessing it was pretty tasty too!

The ultimate deterrent to hunger! XD

Can we next have an Uzi made from corned beef?

omg they should totally get pulled up by the cops for this and put on tv :D how funny would that be. like some old lady mistakes it for a real gun, would be the funniest news real ever


@40 : Do not resist! It's for your own food!.


awesome, but i wouldn't eat it if i were you.

Freaking... epic. Enough said.

I think that anything made of bacon is just delicious, but now, i have to agree that this is quite amazing!

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This gun is really cool. I really envy people who are creative and can come up with something like that!

It's a good idea .Thank you.

spokesman to snort something about it soon enough

good article...thanks a lot for the information!

live in the modern city,veryone has the urban style,and if we want to survival,we should protect our earth from the pollution of the environment,then we can have a happy life!

good read thanks for the share. nice website

Imagine a fire fight kicks off, and after a few clips (or rashes) the smell of bacon drifts aroud the battle zone, hopefully next to a Starbucks and a bakery.

I love the smell of Bacon-palm in the morning

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What does it shoot eggs?

(I know it doesn't shoot anything. I am not tat funny you know so DONT JUDGE ME!)

Wow. This is weird. But i don't understand how to make it.

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