In a story that nearly set my cockles ablaze, an English couple recently got married dressed as Shrek and Princess Fiona. Awwwwwww.
Hospice nurse Christine England, 40, married her fiance Keith, 44, in full costume and make-up in front of 100 guests who were also in fancy dress.
The new Mr and Mrs Green (yes, really), of Barnstaple, Devon, had spent three hours having their make-up done before walking down the aisle.
Christine said: 'The idea just came to me. I knew what we would go as because Keith looks just like Shrek.
Wow, way to kick a man in the balls, Christine. You might as well have gone as Andy Carmichael and asked him to go as Sloth. Goonies FTW! Do you, sir, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife? "HEY YOOOU GUUUUUYS!"
Hit the jump for several more of the beautiful couple, the last of which is totally fapable.
Thanks to Ross, who once mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then went to this movie theater, hid the puke in his jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience.